Monthly Archives: September 2011

Li’l Bastard Comix (Abbreviated Edition)

Aloha! Sorry for the delay, but it’s been a cray-cray day!  So, you get an abbreviated comix page… yet I still left the final one for you to caption.  Have fun, and have a good weekend! And now it’s your … Continue reading

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Bastard Winner

Pulling out the caption win from last week (by keeping it short an sweet)… Michael Cox! Congrats!

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Half-Takers

We have a “half-taker” here at my office, and it drives me fucking crazy! You know the kind of person I’m talking about. The kind of person that sees a tray of cookies or donuts or cupcakes left over from … Continue reading

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Lost (In Translation)

Well, I feel vindicated. I was never a big fan of the tv show “Lost”. I always felt that it had far too many dangling storylines and it seemed far too.. Slapdash. When discussing it with people I continually maintained … Continue reading

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Run, Forrest!

“From that day on, if I was goingh somewhere… I was runninGH!” — Forrest Gump I did a run on Sunday.  5 miles.  Sure it was indoors and on the Y treadmill, but that still counts… right?  Especially since I … Continue reading

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Gay Marriage and You!

I guess I should start by saying that I don’t believe in “gay marriage”. And I just heard a *pop* as all the fundamentalist gay’s heads collectively exploded. (Now ask me if I believe in heterosexual marriage– I don’t). “Marriage” … Continue reading

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Li’l Bastard Comix (for the Fallen edition)

Achtung Bitches! Well, evidently we lost one of our own this week… the creator of Ziggy died.  And to honor that shitheap comic’s memory, a large portion of today’s strips will pay homage to that little ray of sunshine. Oh, … Continue reading

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It Ain’t Easy Bein’ Breezy

It really sucks having low self-esteem. I wish I could just walk through life all cocky and confident and just strut up to handsome guys and say, “Do you like camping?  Because you just pitched a tent in my pants.” … Continue reading

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Are Massages Supposed To Hurt?

Seriously, are they?  Because today it feels like my neck and back were beaten with a sackful of nickels.  And I’m sure if I could see the back of my neck there’d be bruises the size and shape of thumbs. The reason … Continue reading

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Reminiscing with Jesus Jones

I don’t have a lot of musical triggers, at least not many specific groups or albums that I associate strongly with a specific time, or place, or person. Jesus Jones is one of them.  Specifically the album “Doubt”. The song “International … Continue reading

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