Monthly Archives: February 2008

Li’l Bastard Comix (Leap Bastard Edition)

Above is the original caption for the stupid Family Circus cartoon.  One alternate caption might be:  “Oooo- we gonna need more napalm!” Advertisements

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Stink-b-Gon!

HAAAAAY! Thank you!  Y’all did such a LOVELY job succumbing to my comment ‘booty call’! I am now properly sated and even cheerful!  I think it helped me to come up with an extra special installment of Li’l Bastard Comix … Continue reading

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Bad Smell Face

  I am not pleased, and so I’m giving y’all “bad smell face”. Also known as “fart face”, “stink face”, “gay disapproval face”, and “mother-in-law face”.  I think everyone is familiar with this look.  Its the look that a lot … Continue reading

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The latest mortgage crisis victim

Awww.  Michael Jackson’s “Neverland Ranch” looks like it may be going on the public auction block. I bet it will fetch a pretty penny.  I mean, who wouldn’t want a fully stocked “jesus juice” cellar and an amusement park featuring … Continue reading

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Cryptkeeper Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

As many of you know, yet ANOTHER installment of the Indiana Jones movies is coming out this summer.  Yippie skippie! Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the proverbial water, George Lucas (in yet another brilliant coup) ressurrects a comfortably … Continue reading

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A haircut most unfortunate…

Oh, Jim’s poor little gay dog. “Mufferz” had a spa appointment on Saturday morning.  The sloppy melting/freezing snow coupled with her winter hair had left her in quite a state of disarray.  Her wavy hair is VERY high maintenance (it … Continue reading

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Li’l Bastard Comix Friday

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New Kicks

I got these last weekend at Marshalls.  They are Addidas ‘Gumball Rally 3000’ sneakers.  Pretty fly, huh?

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Answers and a Question

Adam and Kindra know about the blog. *Le GASP!* Ok, so I had already spilled about having a blog, and then made the decision to let them know the blog addy.  Given the timbre of yesterday’s post I figured one of four things … Continue reading

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The Lake House

I’m experiencing my very own version of The Lake House (shitty movie with Keanu and Sandra), and its been rather delightful. When my house went through closing back in September, evidently one thing was overlooked by the closing attorneys.  I had … Continue reading

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