Monthly Archives: June 2013

What with my boss being gone, work being crazy, having my country’s 500th anniversary to plan, my wife to murder, and guilder to frame for it– I’m swamped. Plus our first two drum corps performances are this weekend (Sunday and … Continue reading →

I much prefer his “One Twat, Two Twat, Red Twat, Blue Waffle Google search”

— said no drum corps member ever Being in a drum & bugle corps is pretty much all about “the show”. The field performance. It’s about the synergy of the percussion, horns, and color guard, hitting intricate drill forms, sparkling … Continue reading →

So, the Supremes came through with a couple big decisions today. Of course I’m still a bit shocked that the court was as divided as it was. Shocked, not surprised. So, I guess we homoxules are a tad more equal … Continue reading →

Minneapolis seems to be a target of Mother Nature’s wrath as of late. We’re in a pattern of hot, muggy, storm-brewing weather. (Of course we are as it’s drum corps season, right)? Anyway, this past weekend we got rather blitzed … Continue reading →

Howdy Buttstains! Hope you had a good week; mine was decentish. But, as a bonus Family Carcus returned to its normally rancid self this week– so… Here you go! And now it’s your turn! I’ve left a doozy for you … Continue reading →

Fetus got you down? Shake dat kid right out yo snatch– With new “Twerk n Spurt”!

There was absolutely nothing on TV last night. And in such cases, I turn to my numero uno guilty pleasure: Pro Wrestling. Yes, the acting is terrible. Yes it’s fakey. Yes, the storylines are camper than a boyscout jamboree. But … Continue reading →

Seeing as how I just spent another full weekend doing drum and bugle corps stuff, I thought I’d give a progress update. Things are actually coming together fairly well, and we are rapidly cutting down on the number of holes … Continue reading →

Although Family Circus is the main target if my wrath, sometimes it just sucks so much that there’s nothing I can do with it. That’s when I turn to Peanuts. So this week, I have corrupted the adorbs gang envisioned … Continue reading →