Monthly Archives: July 2006

Just a couple things to chat about this sunshiny Sunday morning. The tree in the picture is called a ‘Crepe Myrtle’. Its a very gay tree, yet it is omnipresent down here. Nearly every house has at least ONE. This … Continue reading →

I’m a big ‘ho. I know, I know… shocker. But I have to talk about my near naughtiness at the YMCA the other night. After I work out, I always sit in the sauna. Usually alone, sometimes with fat, old … Continue reading →

So last night I got a bit bored and decided to mix things up a bit. I figured shaving my head would do just that. I’ve done lots of different things with my hair in the past. Grown my bangs … Continue reading →

He is my straight-crushBlue collar, redneck who flirtsDude, I’ll give you head

His name is Grzeorgz Krzesniak. Its pronounced like Zshaygorzsh Shezneeack for all those who can’t pronounce Polish words / names. In durham, everyone at least knows how to pronounce Coach K’s last name, but it sure the hell doesn’t LOOk … Continue reading →

Kevin and I went to the Raleigh Bars on Saturday night. Ew. Decidedly low on ‘talent’, if you catch my drift. It was a weird night for both of us, as we had not actually been to the bars in … Continue reading →

Ok, I’m gonna keep going with this theme- mainly because coming up with all the terms makes me chuckle (sometimes inwardly, sometimes aloud). Today’s list is for ‘vagina’. Can you say that? Very good. PussyTwatCuntSlitGashPiss FlapMeat Curtains (personal fav)Axe woundRed … Continue reading →

Have you ever chafed the head of your penis? No? Well then, you have definitely been missing out, let me tell you. The reason for this post is basically to serve as a guide-cum-warning to all those who may do … Continue reading →

Damn, Mister RenoYell my name and flex those guns!Power is so hot!

Preface: I can’t believe I’m going to write about this, but its been several months now, and the healing has begun… I had an accident (of sorts) at work and it was really embarassing for me. Realize that I am … Continue reading →