Monthly Archives: February 2011

Man, did the Academy Awards suck last night or what?  God it was so fucking boring!  And eye-rolling.  And cringe-inducing.  Let’s face it.  They stunk on ice. The show was so bad this year, that I think I’m done watching … Continue reading →

Hey folks- Sorry for not posting this on thursday, but I had “internet/cell coverage” issues.  Anyhoo– Gavin?  You didn’t win this week, but I DID love the day old chicken comment!  It was a very close second. But the win … Continue reading →

G’day mates! It’s that time again.  Time for me to pour my heart and soul out to y’all in the form of my weekly comix.  I hope you enjoy this week’s installments.  And… as a piece de resistance, I’m leaving … Continue reading →

Oh, Mister Bieber Your kid’s a douche, like his dad. I would blumpkin you.

These are comfy– and conform to my, erm… shape. P.s.  Somehow fucking wordpress on the iPhone initially inverted my pic.  Uggh.

I did my taxes this past saturday. Even with the purchase of a new home in 2010 and all the craziness, the taxes were pretty much a cake walk. Thanks mainly to Turbotax online. Yup- I do it all electronically, … Continue reading →

Groundhog Day came and much to everyone’s suprise and relief, Punxsutawney Phil did NOT see his shadow, so an early Spring was predicted. And then, as if on cue, we get this massive February thaw.  Temps in the 40’s and … Continue reading →

I totally forgot to post the winner from the previous week’s Li’l Bastard Comix caption contest.  My bad! Honourables go to Jim for the scrubbed off nipple comment, and Cubby for the terrible, terrible Prince reference (if I didn’t loathe … Continue reading →

Hola mi amigos! The comix have once again been brunged.  And this week, I decided to give you a New Yorker cartoon to bastardize… because I simply HATE the New Yorker.  And it’s lame-ass cartoons. Enjoy! (Too soon?) And now … Continue reading →

Vroom! Vroom! Rev it up! NASCAR ladies find “the slot” Stay Klassy, bitches.