Monthly Archives: January 2011

Just My Luck.

Pardon me, while I use my blog as a way to lament my poor dating luck. And this time, when I say “dating” I mean real dating… not “dating for an hour, horizontally and naked.”  And while horizontal dating IS … Continue reading

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My Mother, Gay Fashion Expert

So, my Mom buys me these obscene sweat pants for Christmas. Yeah, I know I didn’t go home this year so i had rather a blue Christmas. But mom tried to make up for that when she visited a couple … Continue reading

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Li’l Bastard Comix (late edition)

It’s been a crazy week, folks.  But I still managed to get the comix out! Have fun with the last one, as usual.  And I want EVERYONE to participate in the kaption kontest this week! Tootles! And here’s yours to … Continue reading

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It’s a Bastard New Day

Wow, there were lot’s of good captions this week!  Thank you!!! Loved Ted’s “hover” one, Gavin’s “early bird”, Drew’s “2 girls” reference… really, I could have gone in any direction. But this week, I decided the win would go to Brandon, … Continue reading

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If there’s a cure for this…

… I don’t want it. Last night I realized that I’m an addict, pure and simple. And there’s no 12 step, jesus-freak program that’s gonna help me overcome it. I came to this conclusion when, in my exhausted state from … Continue reading

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Why-ku Wednesday (bust a cap!)

Oh, tragic Homegoods Why do you display “home frogs” Flashing gang signs, yo?

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Whoopsie

I totally forgot to blog yesterday! I feel so… Pococurante. Yeah. I typed that. Anyway- I just wanted to flash y’all a few pics and talk about my weekend a bit. First of all- I now have a completed coffee … Continue reading

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Li’l Bastard Comix (chubby edition)

Konichiwa, Bitchuz! Time for more comix (and there was much rejoicing!)  And this week the caption challenge is a bit easier. I perverted the last comic and gave you my cheap version.  But then I put the comic back to … Continue reading

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And This Week’s Bastard is….

Wow- evidently I made the word bubble challenge too difficult this week. But there were still some good ones to choose from. And while I do appreciate Erik Rubright for introducting me to the new slang term “dog paw”, I … Continue reading

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Hugh Hefner, you bitch.

I’m getting ready for work this morning and I hear a news teaser on the radio that “Playboy” is cummin’ to the iPad. Squeeeee! I think to myself, “I will SO pony up the dough for a subscription! I can’t … Continue reading

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