Monthly Archives: November 2011

Perchance to Dream…

I slept like shit last night. I woke up several times, got up to pee twice, and when my alarm finally went off, I was groggy and really didn’t want to move. But although my sleep sucked, I did have … Continue reading

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Why-ku Wednesday

I found this posted in the elevator where I live: Dear Loft Manager: Your delightful turn of phrase Frightens the poodles.

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Bad Neighbor

I found out that I’m a “bad neighbor” last night. Evidently my subwoofer is too loud when I watch movies. Oopsie. I honestly feel a bit guilty about it– but also a bit peeved that I got a visit. Allow … Continue reading

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Donkey-hotey

It was lightly foggy/hazy on my thanksgiving drive home. This was my view in northern Iowa: Yeah, it’s Monday. I’m on holiday still, and I got nothing else to post.

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Learning to Masturbate

I blame the bed. When I was growing up, I was forced to sleep in a small, high-off-the-floor, antique wooden bed with an open metal box spring. The main problem with this bed, other than the fact that it was … Continue reading

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Birds…

Well, first off… Happy Thanksgiving! This is probably my favorite holiday of the year (perhaps in a tie with July 4th).  Mostly because the holiday is all about food and relaxing and doesn’t involve present giving or stressful travel to … Continue reading

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Why-ku Wednesday…

Elsie gussied up She had a date and planned to “give the milk for free”

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Harajuku?

More like hair-n-puke-oo. Saw this today at the campus town McDonalds: An Asian boy with poorly bleached hair, skinny jeans, and yes, a pointy studded leather jacket. God I don’t miss the 80’s.

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A wee bit conflicted…

Ok, so I have this “friend” whom we shall call “Derrick” (for that’s his name).  And when I say “friend” in quotes like this, you all know what I really mean is “fuck buddy”, right? And, correct me if I’m … Continue reading

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Virtual Tour: Belle End

Now that I have my place “mostly” put together (minus new chandelier and kitchen backsplash), I thought I’d do a video tour. If you’re crashingly bored, feel free to watch my self-indulgence!

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