Monthly Archives: October 2009

Theeeey’re Baaa-aaack! Enjoy, and have fun bastardizing the final one for me!!! I think it has good potential…

I think I watch too much contest TV. I had a rather bizarre dream last night where I was a contestant on “America’s Next Top Chef Designer”. Granted I’m still a bit sick and slightly feverish, but this was still … Continue reading →

Holy gay Jesus… This is “unicorn fucking Liberace” gay!

Oh Steve, here’s a tip: Don’t bang your chubby intern If she’s a psycho. When things blow over I will have your mouthbabies Secret guaranteed!

Ok hotshots, here’s a meme for y’all. Name your favorite five celebrities that you totally want to ‘do it’ with, and also describe how you want to do them.  Or have it done to you, as the case may be. … Continue reading →

I’m sick and very cranky today. So I guess it’s a good thing I was tagged with one of these meme thingies. You know, I still don’t know how to pronounce it. Mee-mee? Meem? Mehm? Mehm-uh? Anyway, the Lisp so … Continue reading →

Tons of great captions this week (just like I knew there would be)! I loved te balloonboy references from some of you, and I enjoyed Tater’s line about the cougar pickup lines, too! However, the nod this week went to … Continue reading →

Yeah, you remember. Ensign Wesley Crusher from Star Trek: NG. You know, Doctor Beverly Crusher’s precocious son. Well, he got pseudo-cubby on us! Someone (sorry I forgot who!) tweeted about his appearance on the Big Bang Theory. This led me … Continue reading →

Twenty whole inches… Where is your organ grinder? Monkey plays rock band.