Monthly Archives: November 2007

This does NOT sparkle with me…

In addition to the now omnipresent “‘nilla”– I am now adopting the word “sparkle” as a descriptor for my moods. I am freely stealing this from South Park’s episode “The List”.  In the episode the girls make a list rating … Continue reading

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Graffiti Bridge

graf·fi·ti      /grəˈfiti/ Pronunciation Key – Show Spelled Pronunciation[gruh–fee-tee] Pronunciation Key – Show IPA Pronunciation –noun 1. pl. of graffito. 2. (used with a plural verb) markings, as initials, slogans, or drawings, written, spray-painted, or sketched on a sidewalk, wall … Continue reading

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In other news… Elmo’s a Whore

Because I got nothing, here are a couple youtube clips I found in my ‘maybe I’ll post these someday’ vault.  I always thought there was something a bit strange with Elmo.  And Tigger’s lisp was a dead giveaway if you ask … Continue reading

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Happiness is: wiping my ass with a Ziggy cartoon

Its 8 fucking degrees here today and I’m grumpy.  Perhaps this is as good a day as any to vent on things I am NOT thankful for. Ginch Gonch.  Maybe its the name.  Maybe its the fact that the underwear … Continue reading

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Tragic Youth

While home for the holidays, I took a brief (but painful) stroll down memory lane. As I was growing up, my mother kept a wall of “me” in her bedroom.  An entire wall given over to documenting my yearly progression toward adulthood.  … Continue reading

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I don’t drink Milf.

I never feel like having Milf.  Not even with freshly-baked chocolate chip cookies. While I appreciate the whole “Moms I’d Like to Fuck” thing, I feel the need to come up with an acronym that I can use.  Because really, … Continue reading

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Concert Review

As a whole, the concert went quite well. I had an extensive section of groupies, which is always nice and tends to sharpen one’s concentration.  The groupies included Kyle, Scott (friend of Kyle), Jim, Step Mother, and Mindy (band fag … Continue reading

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Band Fags of the World… UnTie!

I have a band concert this weekend, and I’m a bit nervous about it.  I have several friends coming, and I desperately want it to be good and not schlocky.  Especially given how much I’ve talked up this particular group … Continue reading

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All I Want For Christmas….

Yes, Virginia- its too early to decorate for Christmas. But it is NEVER too early to start a toy wish list for Jesus Claus. I saw a commercial for indoor remote controlled battle helicopters last night and I was absolutely enthralled.  … Continue reading

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Come and Knock on Our (closet) Door…

Last night Jim and I were talking when he called me Chrissy (instead of his usual nickname for me “nancy”).  I hate this name as it brings back painful memories of childhood teasing.  I told him to watch it, and … Continue reading

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