I’m getting ready for work this morning and I hear a news teaser on the radio that “Playboy” is cummin’ to the iPad.
I think to myself, “I will SO pony up the dough for a subscription! I can’t wait to finger those glossy, airbrushed, fake boobies on my iPad!!”
You see, I LOVE Playboy– always have. It probably goes back to my childhood of sneaking peeks at my dad’s Playboys (and occasional Hustler) when I was younger.
Even though I was totally gay back then, something about looking at the female nakedness still made my tummy feel funny.
Then as I got older, I began to appreciate the articles.
I’m being serious!
Love the interviews. Love the fiction. Love the gadgets and fashion. And especially love the forum!
When I lived in North Carolina, I used to subscribe to Playboy even. I still h e the 25th anniversary copy tucked away in my underwear drawer– just like dad used to.
Don’t believe me? I’ll take a pic sometime.
Anyway, I was so excited for a few hours– a new, cool use for the iPad!! And then the bubble was burst.
Reports are now that Hugh was talking out of his ass, and that Apple won’t allow any sort of pornographic publications on the iPad. Not even one as tame as Playboy.
Apple seriously needs to pull their head out and start allowing porn on the iPad. The thing is basically designed to be “porta-porn”.
Hell, why else does anyone buy one?