Monthly Archives: March 2009

Actually I think a good 700 of my 1000 Lever bodyparts hurt today. I played volleyball last night- as there was no band rehearsal due to spring break. And this wasn’t slapfest picnic volleyball either. This was full-on, three hits, … Continue reading →

I haven’t done one of these in awhile, but as I had a rather boring weekend… here you go. This is another in my informational series designed to enlighten and entertain.  This one is on bad kissers.  Feel free to … Continue reading →

Here you go. And the last one for you guys to bastardize is a total softball!! Do yer worst! Erm, I mean best!!

… And he’s feelin’ good! With a smile and a song for the neighborhood.” Ok, so I suck at quoting “Alice” lyrics– gimme a break, I sho’ deserve it! The winner this week is: the Electronic Replicant! Mainly for his … Continue reading →

These are my Alanis-style texts from the gym the other night: Dear hot lifter guy– thank you for wearing the clingy sweat pants with no underwear. The outline of your penis head provided an excellent distraction for me while I … Continue reading →

There is a lovely gentleman at work who has many photographs of his wife tackying tacked up around his work space.  The other day, during some training, I was able to snap a quick ‘spy photo’ of my favorite one: … Continue reading →

Let’s say that you arrange to have a hot, built, leather daddy-type come over to your apartment for a visit on Saturday night.  Something similar to this: Only let’s say the guy is shorter and more muscular– like with rock … Continue reading →

I saw this one yesterday and sent it to Kyle.  He loves Paul Rudd. Yo, some ecards??  I love you man!

Super busy today. Can’t talk. You know the drill. Here you go:

I managed to secure vacation time AND airfare yesterday. Woo to the oot!! Unfortunately I realized that I have much to do between now and Memorial Day weekend when I fly. My To Do list is as follows: 1- lose … Continue reading →