L.B.C.— Yeah, You Know Me!

Super busy today. Can’t talk. You know the drill. Here you go:

About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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22 Responses to L.B.C.— Yeah, You Know Me!

  1. Mark in DE says:

    I miss your video PSAs. Please bring them back!

  2. Alex says:

    …if faggots can’t get married…what is daddy’s excuse?

  3. Chris says:

    Why do you look like you’re a man in all the wedding pictures?

  4. deadrobot says:

    Is it too late to vote yes to Prop 8?

  5. deadrobot says:

    Did you really think you could get away with white?

  6. joe_bearnickel says:

    Mommy, I thought you said we didn’t come from farm animals!

  7. Jim says:

    That isn’t even a good Vera Wang knock-off! What were you thinking?

  8. Jim says:

    …did you get a prenup? If not you are more retarded than we thought.

  9. jimmy says:

    “Why is Grandpa holding a shotgun?”

  10. Gavin says:

    “Mommy, why do they make maternity wedding gowns in white?”

  11. Sean says:

    If I marry Jeffy, does that make me his incesister?

  12. Ken in MS says:

    Your “autistic much?” comment is the funniest thing I’ve read in, oh, I don’t know, weeks!!!! Hilarious.

  13. “You don’t have red hair, Daddy doesn’t have red hair, but the Best Man does…?”

  14. Mark says:

    … why is that bottle of champagne so snug to you clit!

  15. Danger Ahead says:

    Why is daddy wearing the dress?

  16. Jim says:

    Who’s the tranny in your wedding party?

  17. YvesPaul says:

    If I’m the ringbearer in your wedding, who’s my real father?

  18. bearpupuk says:

    Weren’t we a little young and related to get married, or are we really rednecks?

  19. Tony says:

    Is that what they mean by “kiss the bride”?

  20. Tater says:

    “Why is Daddy’s ‘fishing buddy’ crying in all these photos?”

  21. Jeff says:

    Suddenly Mommy remembered what she did with the honeymoon porn pictures.

  22. fendor says:

    Is this a wedding album or random photos of band camp rejects?

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