I managed to secure vacation time AND airfare yesterday. Woo to the oot!!
Unfortunately I realized that I have much to do between now and Memorial Day weekend when I fly.
My To Do list is as follows:
1- lose approximately half of current body mass
2- work to increase ‘the guns’ to more than 12 inches of massive power
3- get power adapter
4- find perfect gift for host
5- whiten teeth to “dazzling”
6- get kick ass prescription sunglasses
7- arrange pet sitter
8- find travel sized lube
9- plan weeks worth of clothes that will fit in one small carry-on, including harness and jackboots
10- create travel entertainment package with iPhone, books, magazines, movies, sound cancellation earphones, etc
Phew! And this is just the abbreviated list!!
Mangina Monologues 
Don’t forget a good English to French translator and make sure to visit Banana Cafe.
Do they make travel size douche kits?
awesome!
Wear the boots. Use harness around the carry-on as strap. Get leather cock-ring. DON’T wear metal one – it just won’t go through security.
Glad it worked out! Your to-do list sounds manageable to me, so stop your complainin’ already.
Charge the camera up for all the salacious photos you’ii be in!
OMG I’m so excited for you you sonofabitch! um,..Okay, maybe a little jealous, too. Oh, bliss! To celebrate, Poodle and I are going to out for a fabulous dinner at one of the city’s best french restaurants!
Yay CB!
Don’t forget to pack your FleshLight.
a) ignore anyone who says metal cockrings don’t go thru metal dectectors… no issue there
b) i have an adaptor
c) i thought i was phoebe sitting?
Criminy, they don’t have lube in France?! Why pass up an interesting shopping opportunity in Paris?
Or is it for the flight in case something interesting, er, comes up?
I wouldn’t worry about trying to fit all your clothes in a carry on. The pressure gets to me and i can’t pare down my shit that much. Take the biggest freaking bag you can because then you will have space for the shit you will buy while you are there. I always ended up coming back ounces away from being charged to check my bag.
1- you dare lose too much and put me too shame. No room at the Bear’s den for skinny minnies…
2- Je approve.
3- Kind of a good idea. For the hairdryer, he he.
4- YES, YES, YES!
5- But not Ross Geller white, please…they still love a blacklight over here…
6- Kind of de rigeur. Although, you could bring your prescription and get some here too…
7- No home alone for Phoebe? She’d probably quite like that…
8- We have lube here – all the bars give it away. And I agree with Alex, it’s a shopping opportunity too good to miss.
9- That’s the challenge. I always go for hold luggage myself, but then Northwest lost it in Detroit last year…
10- Absolutely. And don’t forget the gift for the host. he likes chocolate covered pretzels, I hear…he he
Enjoy the Paris boys..they are cute and skinny 🙂 Too bad most of them smoke,,,
yay you! I’m so happy for you and glad you made a positive move! Now for the losing half the body mass… don’t let that be #1 on your list. your host isn’t a skinny bitch, you don’t go for skinny bitches, why worry yourself silly to try to become one.