Monthly Archives: March 2013

Well, it’s nice that the Easter Bear and the Mom’s smile match. “Knock, Knock.” “Who’s there?” “Therapy.” “Pink is my favorite color… To eat.” Peter was still a bit raw about not being chosen for that role in Donnie Darko. … Continue reading →

In answer to Mr. Rubright’s question: I apologize for my fatness and whiteness. It’s been a long winter.

Why do you think you’re still single and do you think that after being single for so long, you’ll ever be able to live with someone human? Thank you for the kind comments preceding this question! But this was important … Continue reading →

What’s the most romantic thing you’ve ever done? Being perpetually single, I’ve never had any occasion to be romantic, so I guess this is TBD. Can I just put the tip in? No. Because my motto is “in for a … Continue reading →

Would you ever wear a kilt… and wear it properly? I have worn a kilt, if a utilikilt counts. And by “properly” I am assuming you mean at or just slightly below the knee? So yes. *wink* Have you ever … Continue reading →

Wow– I actually got quite a few questions from y’all! So I’ll start tackling them in the order they were presented. This will probably take a few days so bear with me: Whatever happened to Derrick? Derrick is still around, … Continue reading →

And that means its time for another edition of Li’l B*Hole Comix!! Hooraaaaaay! First up– Gii’s the winner from last week, with sexuality and brevity! Congratulations. And now– this week’s awfulness: And now for the caption contest one. What little … Continue reading →

I’m bored. And have nothing to post really. So I thought I’d see if any of my six readers had any burning questions they would like me to answer? Well, here’s your chance. Ask me whatever you want in the … Continue reading →

When I was a young teen, I found a peculiar rock in my Uncle Dale’s hog lot. Background: my aunt and uncle have a farm (with hogs) and I visited there many times while growing up. The Farm was always … Continue reading →

I have a bad case of the Winter Blahs (not to be confused with S.A.D. Or the doldrums). This is admittedly a bit unusual for mid-March. Usually the Blahs hit in January when the days are cold and short and … Continue reading →