Monthly Archives: February 2007

Fucking commercialsTen Thirty Diet Coke BreakDamn, now I’M thirsty!

So a woman was convicted of defrauding the government by coaching her kids on how to fake mental retardation. Really. She started when they were young, and got tons of social security money out of the deal by having her … Continue reading →

Text conversation during the Oscars: Kyle: Just saw Jennifer Hudson. What in gay hell is she wearing? cb: She hates gay people, so we got our revenge by making her wear that.

I really just need to stop going out on the weekends. Or at least going out with my buddy Frank. It was Frank & Co.’s big idea to go out to this club called Hell in Chapel Hill this past … Continue reading →

Behold Magnum! I cut his hair yesterday. Background: Ok, so Kyle over at stagerightstageleft works for a prominent hair product manufacturer. They do other stuff too, but a lot of it revolves around hair. And they have all these fake … Continue reading →

An interesting segment on NPR the other day posed the question: What would you live for? What would you die for? What would you kill for? So naturally I’m co-opting this and putting it on my blog. I need answers … Continue reading →

Ok, so yesterday must have been Rainbow Day or something. Not only did I see one in the morning when I arrived at work (created by the newly risen sun), but I also got to see one on the way … Continue reading →

hot TV dramascruffy with a Brit accentyou like getting drilled?

We are going through a very shitty audit at work right now– if I still have a job by the end of the week I’ll be lucky. Depending of course on how you define lucky. American Idol sux. Saw a … Continue reading →

What the FUCK? Seriously girl, you look like the bald chick from the first Star Trek movie. You know, the one where she becomes the human voice of V Ger (the omnipowerful Voyager space probe). Ew. Someone needs to rip … Continue reading →