An interesting segment on NPR the other day posed the question: What would you live for? What would you die for? What would you kill for?
So naturally I’m co-opting this and putting it on my blog. I need answers people. GOOD answers. And to start the ball rolling, here are mine:
Live for: finding that perfect man who’s a blend’a Paul Bunyan, Saint Pat, and Noah Webster… with a ten inch penis of course.
Die for: A martini as dry as the sahara
Kill for: the right amount of money–say 2.5 million dollars or so.
The colorscheme is Nuclear Blue and Molten Orange. How hot is THAT?