Live. Die. Kill.

An interesting segment on NPR the other day posed the question: What would you live for? What would you die for? What would you kill for?

So naturally I’m co-opting this and putting it on my blog. I need answers people. GOOD answers. And to start the ball rolling, here are mine:

Live for: finding that perfect man who’s a blend’a Paul Bunyan, Saint Pat, and Noah Webster… with a ten inch penis of course.

Die for: A martini as dry as the sahara

Kill for: the right amount of money–say 2.5 million dollars or so.

But a close runner up in the kill for column is this motorcycle:

The colorscheme is Nuclear Blue and Molten Orange. How hot is THAT?

About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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3 Responses to Live. Die. Kill.

  1. Kevin says:

    That bike IS fucking hot. It makes me want one. Seriously.

    Live for: my own theatre company.
    Die for: the insurance money.
    Kill for: that 10-inch penis.

    And you quoted Mrs. Paroo. You rock.

  2. patrick says:

    Yes, the bike is hot! I love molton orange.

    Live for: my 10 inch penis (well 8 actually)
    Die for: my husband
    Kill for: a townhouse in the west village

  3. Donnie says:

    Okay…..lemme give this a shot…

    Live for: the day when I can retire with my man and spend the “golden years” together
    Die for: either of my parents, two sisters, or 6 nieces/nephews
    Kill for: a first-place bodybuilding physique like Erik Fankhouser or Branch Warren

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