Monthly Archives: June 2012

Drum Corps Preempts Blogging

Posted on June 29, 2012 by cb

Hey folks. Sorry for the lack of blogging, but drum corps is pretty much consuming my life right now. As I type this, I’m on a bus, somewhere deep in Pennsylvania, with ankles the size of cantaloupes and a bad … Continue reading →

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82.7

Posted on June 25, 2012 by cb

After a crazy week of rehearsals an parades and such, Minnesota Brass (the drum corps I march with) had our first Show this past Saturday evening. We scored an 82.7. To say we had a good first show would be … Continue reading →

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Li’l B*astard Comix

Posted on June 22, 2012 by cb

Well hello dere! Time for a brief series of comic this week. I’m crazy busy so… Anyway, last week’s caption was won by…. Rich! Congratulations! And now for a couple for this week. Sorry no contest tho’…

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Moist

Posted on June 21, 2012 by cb

I’m getting really tired of being in a perpetual state of moistness. I’m a sweater. I don’t think my pits are ever dry, and I start perspiring if I even think about going outside on a hot day. It’s probably … Continue reading →

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Why-ku Wednesday

Posted on June 20, 2012 by cb

The new Adidas All Day I Dream About Slaves (in Lakers colors!)

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Bonnie & Clyde Set to Maraud

Posted on June 20, 2012 by cb

Guess what? It’s that time of year when things go cray-cray for cb. With drum corps I mean. We just finished up an excellent weekend of camp in preparation for our first show of the season this Saturday. It will … Continue reading →

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Found ’em!!

Posted on June 19, 2012 by cb

Lookie what I found last night– my *other* douchey sunglasses!! Yup, these are Oakley “Mumbos” circa 1994? I got them for rollerblading– and because our speed skaters wore them in the Olympics. I did wear them, but eventually my vision … Continue reading →

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Eh jerst threr erp ern mah merth

Posted on June 18, 2012 by cb

While simultaneously laughing. Derrick (while evidently bored) forwarded me a link to Octomom’s self-pleasuring pics. This is my favorite: I’m not exactly sure what it is, but the combo of the baby clothes, the white trash setting, and her oh-so-saucy … Continue reading →

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Li’l B*stard Comix

Posted on June 15, 2012 by cb

Back with a new logo! Hope you enjoy this weeks edition. But first… The winner from 2 weeks ago? DBB!! Congrats! And now– And now for your turn. Bastardized this shitty New Yorker cartoon: