Monthly Archives: August 2006

I’ve had some earring issues lately. I got my ears pierced about 2 years ago. And by pierced, I mean, I had them done at a tattoo place where they use the needle, etc. I got captive bead rings put … Continue reading →

I really enjoyed “The Devil Wears Prada”. It was a tiny bit fluffy, but Dame Streep simply makes the film a confection of gutpunches. Take her oh-so-cutting speech concerning assistant Andi’s cable knit ‘blue’ sweater. Here is a rough transcription … Continue reading →

I’m a 10-year old boy when it comes to toilet humor. Its embarassing to admit, but unerringly true. I’m nothing if not honest with myself. Mostly. The first South Park I ever saw involved Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo. I … Continue reading →

Piano stripper Something to perk everyone up on a tuesday. I know I perked up!!

Well, it was my birthday too. Yeah. This past saturday I turned a whopping 37 (aka 26… 12 times). I really wasn’t looking forward to this one at all. But with the help of friends (and numerous shots) I somehow … Continue reading →

Cardinal QBHot Jock with your Curly MopGive me a Trojan…

New Benny Benassi – Satisfaction This versions of ‘satisfaction’ made me laugh out loud. And get a chubby.

Evidently a pepperoni, garlic, and tomato pizza is the food equivalent of dropping acid. I had seriously fucked up dreams last night. FIRST DREAM: I was on a pontoon boat in Lake Michigan near Chicago. But Chicago was now actually … Continue reading →

benny benassi – satisfaction (video) This has got to be one of my favorite videos in recent history. I love the sexuality of it, and the song rocks!! God- am I turning straight?

Have you ever noticed that the wheels in car commercials look like they are spinning in reverse? I saw a commercial last night for some random, plain, non-eye catching, american car (probably a Ford) and the wheels appeared to be … Continue reading →