Monthly Archives: May 2009

Paris update: numero deux

Bonjour mes braves! This keyboard thing still sux yet I’m going to try another update. Damn have i seen a fucking LOT!  Total Paris overload.  I’m going to do a list of the things I’ve seen so far: the louvre … Continue reading

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Bonjour!

Hey folks, I’m in Paris! I arrived just fine, and everything is going spectacularly!  Already I’ve done so much more than I had ever imagined. Of course I’m also quite exhausted by all my running around and rather late nights. … Continue reading

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Today, on a special episode of Li’l Bastard…

I’m soon off to Paris, bitches!! I’ll try to blog occasionally, but there won’t be any LBC next Friday. Enjoy these and remember to caption!

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Damn you Tater– you BASTARD!

Again, some fantastic entries this week! 2nd Runner Up was Jim with his delightful comment about the Rihanna beauty mark. 1st runner up was Erik with his slam on what Alice was sporting. But once again, damn it, it was … Continue reading

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“Gay” is the Old “Black”

Gay is EVERYWHERE these days! It’s in positively all the magazines and turning up on all the runways. Gay rights this. Gay marriage that. Gay characters in tv and movies. People cliché-ing “I’m not homophobic; some of my best friends … Continue reading

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T-minus 2 Days…

Well, it’s nearly upon me. My great Paris adventure. I’m excited and nervous and giddy with anticipation! And I want it to be Friday already so I can be on my way. Hell, I want it to be Saturday so … Continue reading

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The Fear

I have this fear that I’m going to die one of those New York deaths where nobody notices I’m missing until the smell drifts into the apartment building hallway. Why am I bringing this up? Yesterday, a coworker of mine … Continue reading

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A Tail of Two Dates

This weekend I was fortunate to have two (yeah, count ’em bitches) TWO dates. Although one was a “date” date and the other was a date. Saturday afternoon was the “date” date. A very nice and handsome guy from Rochester … Continue reading

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Li’l Bastard Comix (sunshine and farts edition)

Here you go. Y’all know what to do with the last one. Hope your weekend is enjoyable, memorable, and unaffected by the recent murders in your location.

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Whos a Gnomey Little Bastard??

I just KNEW the pervy dennis/ mr Wilson cartoon would get some good captions. First runner up goes to Erik for the “Aristocrats” reference. Obscure and funny. But this week I opted for Tony’s comment (sorry add-mmm, he beat you … Continue reading

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