Monthly Archives: January 2007

Gilmore Gays

Ok, so I know these two guys… for the sake of anonymity I’ll call them ‘Bill’ and ‘Jason’. They are devotees of the Gilmore Girls and they talk about the show much like that gaggle of underwear-clad girls that for … Continue reading

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Flash "Whore"don

As I’ve said before, I am a complete whore for anything Flash Gordon related. Honestly I don’t know why I am so Flash Obsessed, but I am. I think it all started in 1980 when this film first came out. … Continue reading

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Done with Kevin

Yes, I’m officially done with baptist, virgin, UNC fan Kevin. Through. Kaput. Over. Finito. The End. Arrivederci. Sionara suckwad. So here’s the poop- get ready to take a big whiff. Being the ‘instant karma (read as: gratification)’ type guy that … Continue reading

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The B-52’s

I rediscovered the B-52’s yesterday. I was looking through my CD collection (albeit very quickly) to find something to put in the car on my way to go work out. I got as far as the B’s… that’s where I … Continue reading

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Hot Bitch Mess Haiku # cunt

My loathing 4 UBurns hot as 1000 sunsFuck off and die, bitch (disclaimer: my hatred has nothing to do with anyone who reads my blog, any of my friends, or even the wicked witch of the west- whom I view … Continue reading

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A cry for help…

Ok, I need some help finding something online or… wherever. I need copies of the Mrs. Mouth show. Back in the mid-90’s, a friend of mine got a videotape present from some friends of HIS who lived in New York … Continue reading

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What in Japa-Hell were they thinking??

Fags of a certain age probably remember this doll. You younger types probably do not. This abomination is what is called a “Monchichi”. What the fuck was Japan thinking? I remember this from my childhood. I did NOT own one. … Continue reading

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Pan’s Labyrinth

I saw Pan’s Labyrinth yesterday. Phew… what can I say? It was good. I would even venture to say it was REALLy good. But it is VERY dark. And disturbing. And there is an incredible amount of violence in it… … Continue reading

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To clarify about myself

I read your comments about this Kevin guy, and i understand where y’all are coming from. But I think I need to clarify some things about me. Rarely do I meet someone who captures my interest for over, say… a … Continue reading

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Thrown for a Loop

I sorta met someone last night, and I am in a minor dither about it all. My friend Frank (see posting of the same name– nice guy, tragic decorating) had game night. This is a fairly regular occurrence for us. … Continue reading

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