Monthly Archives: April 2007

They’re no longer Heeeeerrrrreee

Fat Uncle has left the building! I now have my house completely to myself for approximately 17 more hours… before I leave for a week. My father and uncle did a nice job of picking up the house before they … Continue reading

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Ginormous!

Ok, maybe it wasn’t as big as all THAT! In order to ditch my father and uncle for a short time last night, I went to the gym and then went to band rehearsal. After a grueling workout on the … Continue reading

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Hola, Me-HI-co!

Guess who gets to go to Mexico next week? Oh yes, after shooing my father and uncle from Chez Poubelle on Saturday morning, I will have approximately 20 hours to recuperate, do laundry, get laid, and get my shit in … Continue reading

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Horni-B-Gon

Well, THAT’S taken care of. Got home yesterday afternoon– dad and uncle were still out. Took care of business. Feel much better. It was a two-brawny paper towel cleanup. Mmmmmmm. Anyway- when I finally got home last night after my … Continue reading

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Horny Boy

When my dad and uncle come to town, I get horny. Of course this is because I have no sexual outlets, no free time, no alone time and I get all pent up.(yeah, you sicko perverts… I know what you … Continue reading

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Hot Hunk Haiku #28

Big BoSox YoukilisSwinging Bats and tagging bagsLet me past first base!

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My Life on the Couch

During the time when my uncle and father are in town, I crash on my davenport. The davenport is in my TV room, which just happens to be situated between my bedroom (where my dad stays) and my guest bedroom … Continue reading

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Reasons to Love the Durham Bulls

I tend to always get seats along the first base line as close to the field as possible. I also try to get seats with a good view of the bullpen and the pitcher warmup area.These are just a couple … Continue reading

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They’re Heeeeeeerrrrreeee

My father and fat uncle arrived safely yesterday. I have functioning water, so they were able to cancel their hotel reservations and stay with me. Joy. Rapture. Already I am looking forward to next Saturday when they leave, and the … Continue reading

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Visit with Kyle

As you may or may not know, Kyle from the stateright-stageleft blog came down to visit me last week. Well, it was a visit/work trip, but who’s complaining? We had a nice time, despite the fact that he stayed with … Continue reading

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