Horny Boy

When my dad and uncle come to town, I get horny.

Of course this is because I have no sexual outlets, no free time, no alone time and I get all pent up.
(yeah, you sicko perverts… I know what you were really thinking!)

Seriously, I’m horny because I basically become celibate when they are here. And its funny because I’m generally not that horny. But as soon as the freedom to act on my desires is curbed, THEN I get all crazy. I become sort of a walking, talking sexbomb…

The slightest whiff of testosterone and I go off.

Unfortunately today in my lab, there are two rather hunky contract workers doing some installation work. They are wearing their uniform (tight jeans and even tighter, black t-shirts displaying their company logo) and I’m going out of my mind. I watched them lift a heavy piece of equipment into place already, and the forearms on my favorite one were bulging so much…

… well, it caused a slight amount of secondary bulging on my part. AND a wet spot.

Seriously, the head guy (pun intended) is probably all of 26, blondish hair, buzzcut, goatee, blue blue eyes, 6′ tall, stocky, arms for days, nice smile, a bit of junk in the trunk, t-shirt stretched tight, slight belly…

His buddy is slighter of build, tattoos on his forearms, wedding ring, dark hair, and redneck cute.

(cue the “I’m in Heaven” music)

I may have to sabotage their installation when they aren’t looking so they have to do an extra day of troubleshooting.

About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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5 Responses to Horny Boy

  1. Gaygay says:

    Just started reading your blog. Love it! I placed a link on my site to it even.

  2. Jack Hampster says:

    LOL – The hunky guys drop by when I’m here with all of the other people at work – but when I’m by myself, I only get lesbians…

  3. 9W says:

    attn readers of mangina:

    cb is lying.

    don’t believe him… he’s ALWAYS horny. dog like in fact. it’s just that when dad’s around, he get’s extra horny.

    trust me.

  4. evilganome says:

    You should see the guys who are doing construction at my office. Holy Moses! It’s like being locked in the candy store with your jaws wired shut.

  5. RG says:

    I intentionally screw up my office PC so I can have the IT guy come by and “take a look”.

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