In order to ditch my father and uncle for a short time last night, I went to the gym and then went to band rehearsal. After a grueling workout on the elliptical trainer, I headed down for a well deserved shower and sauna. I head to the showers (this is at the Y, so they are ‘gang showers’) and I see a guy showering at the last showerhead. He’s obviously a bit shy as he’s spending a lot of time facing the corner. How cute!
He’s sort of a dorky, middle-aged, semi-attractive, pasty-white dude from what I can see. Married. Mid 40’s. Probably 6’2″ or so. Decent shape (at least from behind).
I don’t really recognize him (I see a lot of the same faces and cocks at the gym because I always tend to go at the same time) but I’m curious. So i leave a courtesy showerhead between us and start my ablutions.
And then he turns around.
Holy CHRIST! It was huge! I think it was quite possibly the largest flaccid penis I’ve ever seen in my life, no lie. Outside of porn or the digitally enhanced images on the net, that is.
Now I know the hot shower was helping to ‘relax and elongate’– but shit. This thing hung well past mid-thigh and was stretching for his kneecaps. So was his sack. It was seriously awe-inspiring and I couldn’t stop staring. I mean I KNEW full well that it is poor form to blatantly STARE at another man’s junk in a supposedly ‘straight’ shower situation. But hell– whow could blame me?
Honestly, when I stared at the fucker I was thinking, “When did Hickory Farms open a store in the shower at the Y?” It was like a foot-long summer sausage hanging in a window display.
Unfortunately my staring did NOT go unnoticed. The poor guy saw that he was holding my attention (I think it was because my jaw had dropped and I had completely stopped soaping up) and he quickly rotated back to facing the corner-thus hiding his prize pecker.
He finished up soon after, wrapped up completely in a towel, and left the showers with his head down.
Dude! WTF man? I’d be swinging that fucker for everyone to see, head held high!