Monthly Archives: August 2013

Okay, so this is the last week of drum corps. Tomorrow morning (ridiculously early) I fly out to Annapolis and begin the last 4 days of our season. I’m nervous. I’m tired. I’m anxious. I want it to just be … Continue reading →

Bo-Biley, Bo-Nana-Fana, Fo-Filey, Fee-Fi-Mo-Iley…. Miley. I just have one thing to say about this girl: She’s less of a shit-show than her father.

I think I’m turning O.C.D., I really think so. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not like I have to count my steps or turn a light off and on and off and on and off, or anything like that. But … Continue reading →

These are gonna have to tide you over for awhile, as I’ll be out East for finals next weekend. Enjoy! Ah, yes. The sleepover. What could Billy be saying to his best mate? Create a caption and put it in … Continue reading →

Have you got that itch That normal jacking can’t scratch? Shrimp fork. “Sounds” like fun! Adult Toy Story To Infinity And Be– Stuck inside my ass!

This past weekend my buddy Kyle and I were doing some errands and I happened upon this: It was one of those things that you see and instantly think to yourself “Love. It. Must. Own.” I mean, it’s a freakin’ … Continue reading →

That’s our final, best score of the season until The Championships over Labor Day weekend. 94.15. It also happens to be the current highest score in the country. Yaaaay us! But, all good things must come to an end, as … Continue reading →

As seen in Walmart I think her “cross yer heart” bra Done double-crossed her!

I love it when I get presents in the mail. Well, they aren’t really “presents” in the strictest sense if the word, they’re more things I purchased online which I had momentarily forgotten about so when they arrived it was … Continue reading →

I’m a little nervous about all this gorgeous weather we’ve been having. Nervous because its like we are having our Spring now– or early Fall. As you may recall, winter totally sucked dirty b-hole this year. It lasted well into … Continue reading →