Have you got that itch
That normal jacking can’t scratch?
Shrimp fork. “Sounds” like fun!
Adult Toy Story
To Infinity And Be–
Stuck inside my ass!
Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?)
Ambition: to be the best human ever!
Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock
Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness