Monthly Archives: September 2010

Flogging the Bishop

Last night, as I was getting ready for bed,I felt a slight twinge in my special area. It was sort of a “hey, remember me?” twinge.  Not enough to get me to knock up a sock, but enough to get me … Continue reading

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Whyku Wednesday (George Lucas Must Be Stopped!)

Saga in 3-D? Shitty acting– now up close! Stop menacing us. RANT:  Evidently George hasn’t made enough money yet off the Star Wars franchise.  Now he feels the need to retool them in 3-D and re-release them in theaters. What … Continue reading

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The Hard Sell

I have condo fever. Again. Basically I really want a place of my own that I can paint and customize to my heart’s content. This always happens after saturating myself with HGTV. It doesn’t help matters any that I found … Continue reading

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I’m Getting Too Old For This Shit…

As you know, I spent the weekend at Cedar Point in Sandusky, Ohio riding roller coasters and being all white-trashy. Boy, I am STILL sore today! Not so much from the white trashiness, but damn if those roller coasters and … Continue reading

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Li’l Bastard Comix (Cedar Point edition)

Here you go!! I’m winging my way to Cedar Point– suck it bitches!! Have fun kaptioning the last one!!

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A zany Bastard

Hey folks! I lives this past weeks kaption komic– and there were some great entries. I *nearly* gave the win to Dead Robot– loved it! But if only you’d quoted Euro Vacation with “God I miss Jack!” 😉 The win … Continue reading

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Squeeeee! New Art!!

I met up with Miles and picked up my artwork after work this evening. It was exactly what I hoped it would be! (The small figure vignettes are in poses from Dante’s Inferno). From a distance, the colors are all … Continue reading

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Whyku Wednesday

Stay in shcool, kiddies. Fail speling like Ralph Wiggum? That’s unpossible!

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But Is It “Ahrt”?

Yes, dahlings, it is. I have new “Ahrt” coming– finally!  Wednesday is the day. As you may (or may not) recall, I commissioned a piece of “ahrt” from a local artist named Miles Mendenhall.  The piece was started in the … Continue reading

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Bumper Sticker FAIL

Yes, I saw this on the way to work today. It was the only sticker on the bumper too. It says: A Human and his STD’s. Really?!? THAT’S your message??

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