Monthly Archives: July 2011

No comix this week, folks. I’m actually on a bus, traveling to the nethers of Pennsylvania for a drum corps competition. We’ve driven all night, and we’re somewhere outside Cleveland at the moment. The bus ride so far has been… … Continue reading →

Nice Grindr picture How long have you worked as a Sideshow fat lady?

Hey folks, I need to crown two new Bastards for the past two weeks of caption contests. First off, the Family Circus caption.  Now, while I did enjoy Gavin’s “Michele Bachmann” reference, I decided to go a different route and … Continue reading →

I’ve now eaten lunch at Baja Sol about 4 times now, and I’ve come to realize something: Baja Sol kicks Chi-poo-tlay’s ass! I will never again darken a Chipootle door– unless there is no other mexican option available. And it … Continue reading →

I absolutely love the Bulwar-Lytton Fiction Contest. That’s the contest where people submit their absolutely worst opening line for a novel, and the worst gets crowned the grand prize winner. It’s named after the guy who wrote the book that started … Continue reading →

… but I’m a stu-pid ‘ho. Ok.  Someone seriously needs to explain to me why everyone seems so upset by the passing of a 27 year old junkie. The woman had ONE good album with ONE phenominally catchy song on … Continue reading →

Here you go.  This week’s ‘mix.   And now it’s your turn to provide a caption:

And no, I don’t mean some new Hewlett Packard computer version. Naturally I’m talking about the last installment of the Harry Potter franchise:  Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part II Electric Bugaloo. My one sentence review?  I liked it … Continue reading →

Now Introducing: Hormel’s Mister September Move over, bacon!

Here are a couple pics from our show at DCI Minnesota. They aren’t of me, but it gives you a flavor: