Because you KNOW that trick or treating is just really communion for Satan.
The winner of last week’s Ziggy challenge was… Howard!
Although I also enjoyed Add-mmm’s nicely photoshopped version:
Just so you know— my caption would have tried to liken Ziggy himself to a doormat. Perhaps something along the lines of “Hello Kettle? You’re black.”
Now for this week’s Hallowe’en Holiday installments:
And now for this week’s challenge– a family circus! Aww, Jeffy! What’s this adorable little scamp saying about his dinner?
Mangina Monologues 
Me? Me? *sniff* I’m just so honored! Really!
…now where is my tiara and roses?
All these veggies and I’m still a fatty. *Sigh
“Mom! You got the pot and the collards mixed up again!”
You said I can’t play with my food. That’s why I just jizzed over the dog.
Mom! Where’s the dog?
Mommy! Billy took a dump on my plate again!
I love the belligerent personality with which you have forever to me associated Dennis the Menace.
“Contrary to what Barfy says, ‘turd’ is not a food group.”
Hopefully it doesn’t feel as bad coming out….
What the fuck is this shit? Don’t you get enough money standing on street corners? Does Wayne Brady have to choke a bitch now?
Mom, I know the meat is cheaper when it’s green like this… but there IS a reason for that!
This better not be the carrot from your bedside table!