Grumpy

For some reason I’m grumpy in sort of a nebulous way today.  Maybe because I woke up at 4 am for some inexplicable reason, and had trouble falling back asleep.  Meh.

All I know is that I feel like punching someone in the throat today.

Serveral someones really.  So I think I’ll make a list.

1.  Mariah Carey.  Someone needs to stop her madness.  AND her shrieking.

2.  Lourdes whateverherlastnameis.  Just because Madonna’s her mom.  And for her fucking eyebrows.

3.  Elizabeth Hasselbeck.  Let’s see if she can “survive” it, shall we?

4.  George Lucas.  Oh, YOU know why he deserves it.

5.  Rupert Murdoch.  Twice.  Because of Fox News.

6.  Karl Rove.  Because you know that fat pussy would cry like a baby.

7.  Victoria Jackson.  People, have you SEEN how fucked in the head she is?

8.  Jesus.  For not coming back sooner to teach these fucking “christians” a lesson.

9.  Charles Schultz.  For subjecting me to that goddamn “Great Pumpkin” piece of shit EVERY FUCKING YEAR.

10.  Everyone at “Fashionista”.  Because that fucking show sux donkey dix.

 

Ok, so anyone you want to add to the list??  Feel free to vent in the comments section.  It’s why I’m here.

(insert smiley emoticon here)

About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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14 Responses to Grumpy

  1. Chris says:

    I’m just so glad to not be on the list that I’ve gotten the vapors.

  2. 2 Boys Mom in NC says:

    Sarah, I-have-a-fucking-vagina, Palin! Just for being the biggest American joke and BELIEVING that just because she has a vagina, smart women will vote for her. JEEZ, I hate that stupid bitch, can ya tell!
    Signed,
    Woman with Vagina but really is a smart cookie!

  3. Ron says:

    But it’s the Great Pumpkin, C_____ B_____!

  4. add-mmm says:

    Perhaps your grumpy cause your finger smells like your ass.

  5. Christopher says:

    The end of that finger looks a little shiny…hmmmmm.

    ps: The hair looks F-I-E-R-C-E !

  6. Mark in DE says:

    This is completely unrelated, but I just wanted to acknowledge that great photo of you! I notice you’re sporting the full beard for a while, and it looks nice. I prefer the goatee/stache combo, but the beard looks good too.

    Sorry you’re feeling grumpy at everyone/no one.

    Mark 🙂

  7. CJ says:

    Instead of taking a hit of that finger you’ve been scratching your ass with try fingering your navel or rubbing behind your ears for some aroma therapy.
    I prefer the van dyke as well CB, oh and your contagious used car salesman smile too.
    Hope you get some treats tomorrow so you’ll be less grumpy.

  8. Eric says:

    OK, my finger apparently smells better than yours. But I’ve been a right grump-ass mood today, as well. The line forms to the le…er..right…First up: Punches for Pallin..(we’re all too tired of her ass. Then: that idioto Latin: Verstegui…right in the throat. Pull back and wind up for E. Hasslecrack. Starrah Jones, just cuz. And lastly, Amy Why-nouse, just because she’s expecting it.

  9. dirkmancuso says:

    Casey Anthony and family. For thinking we’re dumb enough to believe she didn’t kill her kid.

    Bill O’Reilly. Just because.

    Stephenie Meyer. For making millions for writing that shitty TWILIGHT teen vampire romance series shit while real writers with talent are bussing tables.

    Angelina Jolie. For being Angelina Jolie.

    Moving on…

    The beard looks sexy as hell. And are you referring to the Victoria jackson who was on SNL? What has she done to be referred to as “fucked in the head”? Don’t leave me hanging here…

  10. rjjs8878 says:

    Ann Coulter because she’s a cunt.

  11. romach says:

    Your so sexy in that beard buddy! Very very sexy 😉

  12. Jeff says:

    I intend to fully relish The View on Nov. 5th when Hasselbeck eats it.

    Oh and the beard looks good on you.

  13. heat says:

    I want to punch Zac Effron for not eating my weiner.

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