For some reason I’m grumpy in sort of a nebulous way today. Maybe because I woke up at 4 am for some inexplicable reason, and had trouble falling back asleep. Meh.
All I know is that I feel like punching someone in the throat today.
Serveral someones really. So I think I’ll make a list.
1. Mariah Carey. Someone needs to stop her madness. AND her shrieking.
2. Lourdes whateverherlastnameis. Just because Madonna’s her mom. And for her fucking eyebrows.
3. Elizabeth Hasselbeck. Let’s see if she can “survive” it, shall we?
4. George Lucas. Oh, YOU know why he deserves it.
5. Rupert Murdoch. Twice. Because of Fox News.
6. Karl Rove. Because you know that fat pussy would cry like a baby.
7. Victoria Jackson. People, have you SEEN how fucked in the head she is?
8. Jesus. For not coming back sooner to teach these fucking “christians” a lesson.
9. Charles Schultz. For subjecting me to that goddamn “Great Pumpkin” piece of shit EVERY FUCKING YEAR.
10. Everyone at “Fashionista”. Because that fucking show sux donkey dix.
Ok, so anyone you want to add to the list?? Feel free to vent in the comments section. It’s why I’m here.
(insert smiley emoticon here)