And I’m talking the whole aparatus down there. Give me some ideas! Here’s a list to get you going:
Balls
Nuts
Berries
Sack
Scrotal unit
Punching bag
Speed bag
Ye olde creamery
Sperm factory
Doh-nuts
Naughty bits
Eggs
Footballs
Little Boys
Nibs
Bollocks
Peanuts (or pee-nuts)
Grapes
Raisins (for the less fortunate)
cajones, nads, groin
ping and pong, bean bag, skittles, low hangers, mudflaps
‘The Twins’, Cods, Plums, knackers, danglers
couilles, albondigas, cojones….bijoux de famille….
Itchy & Scratchy
I’ve always liked
“twigs and berries” and
“junk”
nut sack, gonads
Scott beat me to “twig and berries”.
I was surprised Tea bags were not already taken.
Ew… I know an Englishman who calls them dangly bits.
Bolivers, family jewels, coin purse, knackers (that’s a silent K by the way), globes, bearings…
That’s as many as I can come up with, enjoy!
potatoes (as in meat and potatoes). Sorry, all the other good ones were taken.
the Australian boys…A.K.A-the boys down under…
the danglies, bits and pieces, love sack, CB’s favorite appetizer….
Manberries, boyberries and neuticals.
Johnny Bench Nut Cups
Snuds.
Family jewels, bait-n-tackle, equipment, eggs-n-sausage
Look up the word “euphemism,” because “sperm factory” certainly isn’t one.
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