I’ve decided a new blog segment is in order. I’m calling it “Why-ku Wednesday”– mainly because WTF-ku doesn’t work as well.
The goal is to use a haiku/senryu format to highlight some “why” moment.
This is my first one:
Murano in pig lipstick
Better get Maaco
Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?)
Ambition: to be the best human ever!
Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock
Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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Is that the new Mary Kay Cosmetics car?
How about this…
Mary Kay loves you
you sold the most crap this month
shame the car is shit
OMG…that’s really bad. Like a bad dye job out of a bottle on a nice looking chick or dude….. What a way to ruin a perfectly nice looking car.
Having just spent a week in a Murano: http://www.themotorreport.com.au/37002/2009-nissan-murano-ti-road-test-review/ (yes, yes I am a whore) I found much to like.
If it were that colour I don’t think I would’ve. Then again, knowing my penchant for attention whoring I probably would’ve!
Love the why-ku feature though… bring that shit on!
Alternate last line:
Look! Sarah Palin!