Why-ku Wednesday

I’ve decided a new blog segment is in order. I’m calling it “Why-ku Wednesday”– mainly because WTF-ku doesn’t work as well.

The goal is to use a haiku/senryu format to highlight some “why” moment.

This is my first one:

Pepto Abyssmal
Murano in pig lipstick
Better get Maaco

About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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5 Responses to Why-ku Wednesday

  1. dbb says:

    Is that the new Mary Kay Cosmetics car?

  2. How about this…

    Mary Kay loves you
    you sold the most crap this month
    shame the car is shit

  3. A Lewis says:

    OMG…that’s really bad. Like a bad dye job out of a bottle on a nice looking chick or dude….. What a way to ruin a perfectly nice looking car.

  4. The Mutant says:

    Having just spent a week in a Murano: http://www.themotorreport.com.au/37002/2009-nissan-murano-ti-road-test-review/ (yes, yes I am a whore) I found much to like.

    If it were that colour I don’t think I would’ve. Then again, knowing my penchant for attention whoring I probably would’ve!

    Love the why-ku feature though… bring that shit on!

  5. Thom says:

    Alternate last line:

    Look! Sarah Palin!

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