Euphemisms for Testicles

And I’m talking the whole aparatus down there. Give me some ideas! Here’s a list to get you going:

Balls
Nuts
Berries
Sack
Scrotal unit
Punching bag
Speed bag
Ye olde creamery
Sperm factory
Doh-nuts
Naughty bits
Eggs
Footballs
Little Boys
Nibs
Bollocks
Peanuts (or pee-nuts)
Grapes
Raisins (for the less fortunate)

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Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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20 Responses to Euphemisms for Testicles

  1. Gavin says:

    cajones, nads, groin

  2. heat says:

    ping and pong, bean bag, skittles, low hangers, mudflaps

  3. Tony says:

    ‘The Twins’, Cods, Plums, knackers, danglers

  4. couilles, albondigas, cojones….bijoux de famille….

  5. add-mmm says:

    Itchy & Scratchy

  6. Scott says:

    I’ve always liked
    “twigs and berries” and
    “junk”

  7. mark says:

    nut sack, gonads

  8. Marc says:

    Scott beat me to “twig and berries”.

  9. I was surprised Tea bags were not already taken.

  10. Ew… I know an Englishman who calls them dangly bits.

  11. The Mutant says:

    Bolivers, family jewels, coin purse, knackers (that’s a silent K by the way), globes, bearings…

    That’s as many as I can come up with, enjoy!

  12. Rich says:

    potatoes (as in meat and potatoes). Sorry, all the other good ones were taken.

  13. John says:

    the Australian boys…A.K.A-the boys down under…

  14. RG says:

    the danglies, bits and pieces, love sack, CB’s favorite appetizer….

  15. penny says:

    Manberries, boyberries and neuticals.

  16. Blobby says:

    Johnny Bench Nut Cups

  17. Mark in DE says:

    Family jewels, bait-n-tackle, equipment, eggs-n-sausage

  18. Zach says:

    Look up the word “euphemism,” because “sperm factory” certainly isn’t one.

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