Nickname: Munt
Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?)
Ambition: to be the best human ever!
Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock
Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
Well, you learn something new every day. LOL I didn’t know about the reference…but now I do. The title of that song – “Jimmy’s Got A Little Bit Of Bitch In Him” – is hilarious.
Hilarious captions this week!! I don’t know if I could pick a favorite! I will say, I prefer waking up to the other kind of cock too!
Upside down, boy ya turn me!
If you want me to suck it you gotta turn me round, dude!
I’ll get those stole condoms from you even if I have to shake you up-side-dowm!
Dad, I wish you’d get a job. I told you I don’t have any loose change in my pockets!
K, Dad…..
This reverse tea baging is doing absolutely nothing for me.
Trust me daddy…it feels a lot better if I face the other way.
Dad: “Where’s the off switch on this thing.”
Damn iPhone! How dare they have a app to show you how to shake a baby to death!
I know you have a foot fetish but you don’t have to hold me upside down to lick my feet.
I told Mr. Wilson the condom wouldn’t stay on that teeny weinne of his and I end up swallowing it…
Yep, any way you look at it, Dolly is a fat bitch.
“This isn’t how MJ did it, Dad.”
Other way!
“The angle of my dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of my meat.”
(With thanks to Will Ferrell, from that one October 2001 SNL sketch where he wears “patriotic” shorts to an office meeting.)
Thanks for helping with my Jon Benet Ramsey costume, dad!
Dad! I don’t want to play “Split the Rosebud”!
@Jake:
…and I also believe is a lyric to a Funkadelic track.
@Kevin:
Well, you learn something new every day. LOL I didn’t know about the reference…but now I do. The title of that song – “Jimmy’s Got A Little Bit Of Bitch In Him” – is hilarious.
“Are you sure this will help me get pregnant?”
“Hey mom! Dad says it’s time to make a wish!”
@Jake:
yes! and he’s also got a little bit of “she” in “he”!
“I’m gonna shake you like a Maine Christian on election night!”
time for you to go back into your mother