America’s Next Top Chef Designer

I think I watch too much contest TV.

I had a rather bizarre dream last night where I was a contestant on “America’s Next Top Chef Designer”.

Granted I’m still a bit sick and slightly feverish, but this was still unusual.

First, I had to prepare a vegetarian meal. For it I relied heavily on Indian influences, but in the end did a “deconstructed” veggie burger with a bun made from polenta, garlic, and hummous. A slab of roasted eggplant, tomato, pickled mango chutney, with a tumeric aioli.

Then we had to do art for a gallery opening. I dashed off two sepia tone ink shadow drawings of Padma (on cardboard), but was focusing all my time on a still-life featuring grey oranges in a bowl. I think the title was “Bowl of Greys”.

I was also working on a couture gown for a runway show that was going to be made almost entirely out of mother-of-pearl snap pockets from “country” shirts. It was not going well because I was having issues with the massive collar.

Mostly I remember running around the workspace, flitting between projects, and never being able to stay focused enough to finish any.

I woke up very tired and frustrated.

About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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7 Responses to America’s Next Top Chef Designer

  1. LOL. Love it! Maybe tonight you’ll finish the dream and you can find out if you won or not!

  2. yvespaul says:

    Haha, polenta buns might be too heavy. Next time fried up some falafel for buns instead.

  3. Jim says:

    Did you win on any of them? LMAO!!!

  4. Rich says:

    🙂 You didn’t have to remodel the house too?

  5. You seriously need to get laid, bro.

  6. RG says:

    Giggle – and people laugh at me because I own a sewing machine and every kitchen gadget known to man.

    I’ve never had a dream of being on a game show, although I did dream about cooking for Aarón Sanchez one time. Must be the Latino thing.

  7. Mark in DE says:

    Maybe you should trade in the ‘reality’ TV shows for a movie or two.

    Hope you’re feeling better.

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