Wii-ns and Losses

This is a diet update: yes, I am still a Fatty McFatterton. A chub. A fatty fatty two by four.

But slightly less so.

I got on the scales at the gym last night and discovered that I am roughly 10 lbs lighter than I was a few weeks ago.

Suck on THAT, Wii Bitch!

I must admit that I’ve been ‘feeling’ thinner, and I’ve gained a notch on my belt. But the numerical validation is cetainly nice.

Personally I think it should be more of a loss, given my diet changes and my increased workouts. But any little bit helps.

Plus I’ve been lifting more weights and doing more pushups, so maybe some of the fat is being replaced with muscle.

Dare to dream, right?

The bad news in all of this is that I most certainly will not hit my goal weight by the time I am scheduled to visit Paris.

Many of you I’m sure will be nice and say encouraging things about my progress, etc and that I will look just fine in Paris.

Thank you for that in advance.

But you must understand, I’ve been dreaming of returning to Paris for probably 20 years now. And it’s been on my new years resolution list for the past 10.

Twenty years is a long time to envision yourself in a place and to fantasize about how it will go.

I have clear visions of myself walking down a sunny champs elysee. Sitting at a sidewalk cafe eating pain au chocolat and reading– just like in a movie. Photographing the rooftop gargoyles at Notre Dame.

And in none of these visions am I “heavy”.

Okay, and I must also admit to envisioning turning the heads of a few hot Frenchmen, with my American ass swagger.

I pictured something like a Sasson jeans commercial, where the guys slide down their sunglasses and say “Ooo la la!” as I pass by.

Don’t judge me- it’s just a fantasy after all.

But all those thin French men are not going to go mad for this cow.

I still have 23 days or so to work on myself. I’ll lose a bit more and tone up some before I go.

I’m just disappointed that the real me won’t quite live up to the expectations of the fantasizes me.

About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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21 Responses to Wii-ns and Losses

  1. This is like a post from crazyland.

    Stop it now. Get over it. Enough of the worrying.

    If I can get laid (with alarming regularity it seems) in Paris, then your cute ass most certainly will do.

    And who wants skinny bitch frenchies anyway?

  2. This is like a post from crazyland.

    Stop it now. Get over it. Enough of the worrying.

    If I can get laid (with alarming regularity it seems) in Paris, then your cute ass most certainly will do.

    And who wants skinny bitch frenchies anyway?

  3. Kevin says:

    I’m going to say only two things here:

    1) you are a sexy gorgeous man.

    2) you will be in Paris, one of the most beautiful places in the world. you can either enjoy the city and all its magic, or you can rag on yourself. but you could do that at home for free. or was this a free vacation, too?

  4. A Lewis says:

    You know what I’ve decided? Well, you’re about to find out. I’ve decided that I really, really like your hair. And that it smaks a bit of my own. And that I need to get a closer look at it so I can tell my hair dude exactly how I want it cut on Friday. That’s what I’ve decided.

  5. Jeff says:

    Way to go! I’m trying to shed off a few winter pounds myself, i just hate giving up beer to do it.

  6. Ben says:

    You look hot! You got nothing to worry about. I want to fuck you silly and I’m a total bottom.

  7. YvesPaul says:

    You won’t feel like a cow, you are feeling lighter. Don’t worry so much and go have a great time!

  8. sean says:

    How much thinner do you want to be? Judging by your undi-monday pics you don’t have far to go.

    Just promise us that you’ll eat anything and everything (and anyone) you want when in Paris.

  9. Chris says:

    CB… gettin’ kinda tired of this violin playing. 10 pounds is good, not that you need it. The real self never EVER lives up to the fantasy self.

    One thing I can tell you, if you go to Paris thinking that no one will want you.. then you’ll be right because people pick up on that “I’m so fat none of you skinny bitches want me” vibe that you put out whether you admit it or not. Believe me… I invented the vibe.

    Trust TBNIL, he’ll show you the light to the true fun lovin’ Parisians. Besides, I’d worry less about your weight health and think more about how you’re gonna come back with 2nd hand lung cancer

  10. Zack says:

    If you looked any hotter, I would have a wet spot on the front of my pants right now.

    Oops. Too late.

  11. Peter says:

    CB, just enjoy yourself, you are who you are.

    If that undi pix was recent and the one at the end of this post is too, than you look mighty fine in my eyes.

  12. brettcajun says:

    You look fine. You’ll probably lose another 10 lbs and that will really make a difference when you couple that with the 10 you already loss. Good luck. Workout hard and obsessively.

  13. deadrobot says:

    Hahah! You chub!

    Just kidding. You are beautiful just as you are. You know one of the tenets of the original Bear culture was to shun the male beauty myth…

  14. Mark in DE says:

    I gotta say, from that photo, you do look thinner. Seriously.

    But I never thought you looked “heavy” to begin with. I think you look great!!

    And I’m super glad to see the ‘stache/goatee is back. 🙂

  15. Jim says:

    I wouldn’t kick you out of bed! Unless you wanted to do it on the floor…!! *wink wink*

    You look fine, Skinny McSkinny!

  16. Ben says:

    If you don’t get lucky in Paris, come home via Australia – there’s more than enough hotties here who will gladly show a you a fun time.

  17. DamienNZ says:

    ooookkkkkaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy – can we say pity party????

    stop it – its incredibly poor form and if you were as FATTY FATTY as you made out you would look a lot worse than you do.

    even if you got to your goal weight – the real stuff comes from within – get that – and youll feel better – i really enjoy your blog mister – but as someone seriously battling weight issues that have a health effect – i found this post hard to read.

  18. anne marie in philly says:

    you are a f-ing good looking dude!

    with THOSE looks, you will have no problem finding someone to fuss over you!

    go forth and enjoy!

  19. RG says:

    You look damn fine. You’re very do-able. Go to Paris and have a good time.

    Now repeat after me, “RG was right about lifting weights burns more fat and keeps the metabolism higher for longer periods of time than aerobics alone.” Say it! Say it bee-otche!

  20. Grendilar says:

    I am sure there are chubby chasers in Paris….

  21. Ray Ray says:

    CB, you are an attractive man. Carry your weight like the attractive man that you are. Quit whining! 😛

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