So Completely NSFW

Ok… BIG disclaimer, here.

This is a NAUGHTY post that contains a LOT of adult male nudity.

I mean a LOT.

Not MY nudity… heavens no.  But a seriously large amount of nudity nonetheless.

Disclaimer over.

This weekend I finally got the Big Penis Book in the mail.  I’d ordered it awhile ago, but sort of forgot about it since I sent it “super saver shipping”.

The fucker is HUGE– like a foot square.  Here’s a pic of it (again… disclaimer):

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Yes- even the book dimensions are quite impressive.

I spent a large chunk of the weekend perusing this tome and was really impressed.  There are a LOT of well endowed men featured.  Lots of porn stars.  John Holmes, Jeff Stryker, Glen Steers, Rick Donovan and a host of others.  But I’m sure you’ve all seen them before (wink wink).  The book has like 300 pages… that’s a lot of cuntwreckers!

So I decided to take a few pictures of ones that caught my eye.  And I’m going to share them with you right now.

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First off– I KNOW y’all wanted to take a peek inside the underwear on the front cover.  So here you go.

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Whoa.  Oh yes.  That’s impressive.  But it doesn’t end here… oh no.

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Tuesday’s child is full of grace… right Mr. Lisp?

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“My anaconda don’t want none…”  Seriously.  Dude.  It’s at thick as your forearms.

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I think this one would do.  Oh yes… he’d do nicely.

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Does this payphone make my cock look fat?

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This one is my personal favorite.  Not only does he have an impressive unit, but he’s cute as the dickens!  (Yes, I went there… and I’d do it again.)

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Holy shit.  REALLY??  It’s to his fucking KNEES!!  It looks like its made of warm silly putty.  Either that or he’s Stretch ArmCock.

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And finally… the One.  The ONLY.  The Freak of Nature… Long Dong Silver.  Holy Christ!  It’s always the skinny ones, isn’t it?

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And yes.  Mr. Silver can actually “tie it in a knot”.

I know my original Penis Size category scale went up to 9+ with “Pro Series”, but after seeing some of these members, I think it needs to be amended.  Evidently there is one more category out there.

And it’s “Are you KIDDING me with that thing?”

About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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21 Responses to So Completely NSFW

  1. A Lewis says:

    Looks like I’ve got a little competition.

  2. Mark in DE says:

    LOL – great post! I’ve seen this book before, but could only spend a few minutes perusing it in the bookstore, for fear the queeny bookstore boy might say something snide like “Five more minutes and you’ll have to buy it.”

  3. Kevin says:

    full of grace, indeed!

    this is one of the best books i ever got! i thought the book explained how long dong’s dong isn’t long, it’s all wrong. and a trick of the camera.

  4. YvesPaul says:

    I flipped through it at a bookstore too and I thought Mr. Silver was an urban legend. In fact, I’m still saying if I couldn’t see it in real life, I won’t believe it’s true. Any hung guy wanna disprove my theory? lol.

  5. The Mutant says:

    You couldn’t possibly do anything with a cock like that and come away uninjured could you? COULD YOU?

    As much as these men are freaks of nature, how special must their partners be to survive that ride?

  6. anne marie in philly says:

    holy f-ing shit!

    sorry, but most girls (moi included) would NOT be able to accommodate such a gift since we are 6″ long at most.

    and, c’mon, but can you REALLY tie it in a knot? I smell photoshop…

  7. Peter says:

    Just peel away the dust cover, it’s cleverly done, the surpise is inside those briefs! 😉

  8. Lord. My eyes are watering at the very thought…

  9. dorellostreet says:

    I will take a pic of mine and add it to your collection not that I need the long lense that was used on these guys 😉

  10. Poser says:

    Woah, that was unexpected. Cheeky bugger.

  11. Ben says:

    When all the blood rushes to their dicks, do they pass out when they get a boner? I want a guy to hit the spot not knock it into the next county. Give me average and mighty any day.

  12. A Lewis says:

    Hey Mister, thanks for the comment on my site…and I’d love to ship you a pic of the “competition”…but, unfortunately, I don’t seem to have your email address…ship it to me sometime. Cheers.

  13. Ben says:

    Meh… I’m pretty sure I’m bigger than all of em

  14. Larry says:

    Welcome to 3 months ago chris, gosh! Just kidding. I actually picked up this book from the Taschen store in London when frankie and i went in January and i must say quite impressive. Now my goal is to have the Tom of Finland XXL book. You might want to check that one out also.

  15. RG says:

    Oh my! Some of those are even a “stretch” for me!

  16. Heat says:

    So which one did you spank it to?

  17. Curtis says:

    Lordy. Mr. Silver is a tripod.

  18. edison rueda says:

    es muy feo

  19. juneflower86 says:

    mmmm…. lol all the long dickies

  20. grumpyface says:

    This is amazing!!..and well..now I feel more insufficient than ever! And im just average! P.s. Who is that unibrowed mustached short haired dude in the black and white picture? (Loos maybe latin?) He’s freaking hot!!

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