I woke up in sort of a foul mood today, and coffee isn’t helping. So I’ve decided to rant rabidly about things that are bothering me.
The following are all things I’ve decided need to be crotch-kicked or dick-punched.
OCTOMOM: This crazy bitch has 6 children already (3 of which are special needs) and then has the gall to get knocked up with 8 more??? So now we the taxpayers have 14 mouths to feed for her sorry ass!! She is a walking poster woman for Eugenics!! She needs to be crotch kicked until that fucker is out of order. Oh, and the doc responsible her bellyfruit? Dick punched until it’s turned into an innie!
AMERICAN IDOL: That first group last night sucked rotten cunt! Not a single standout performance and several downright painful ones. And these singers are representative of the best talent culled from 100,000 entrants??? Really??? If this is how it’s gonna be, then let’s go ahead and karate chop their fucking throats.
REPUBLICANS: y’all didn’t bat an eye under the Bush regime when the financial industry was bailed out. Or the auto industries. But NOW you have issues with bailouts?? Yeah well fuck you all with something hard and sandpapery! Sure this bailout sucks shitty hole and it probably won’t help at all. But at least were trying something rather than jamming our thumbs up our asses! Crotch kicks all around!
STEROID USERS: Yes I realize you were basically peer pressured into using to keep your competitive edge in the face of higher demands from the fans. And to keep your ridiculous salaries flowing. But you know something? You’re all still fucking CHEATERS. And now you’ve been caught cheating. Boo fucking hoo! I would suggest dick punching all of you, but since the ‘roids have shrunk your junk, how about a good ol’ fashioned cunt kick instead you whiny-ass, lying, cheating bitches?
FACEBOOK: I hated you at “hello”. And now you want the rights to my images and anything I write? I think the only thing you have the right to is a swift kick where it counts! This makes me loathe you even more- and I didn’t think that possible. And now you are trying to backpedal? Fuck off.
And how about you readers? Anything or anyone you want to punch or kick?
Mangina Monologues 
I couldn’t believe how ROTTEN some of those Idol performances were last night….shitty and childish and terrible. As for the chick with the kids…..I am so over her and the fact that she takes tax money from me. I’d like to send her a long, long ways away. Where tax deductions didn’t count.
It feels good sometimes to lash out, and yes fuck all of them with something hard and sandpapery. I think that would render Octomom’s crotch out of order. See you on Facebook!
gosh. I’m scared (and kind of excited at the same time). Best if I stay out of your way for a while….
I want to punch Vicki from the OC Housewives right in the cunt. She is such a bitch her own daughter wants to go to Baghdad to get away from her.
I wanna tit-saw the woman who fed her Chimpanzee perscription drugs and it freaked out and ripped her best friend to shreds in Conn. She was on the news this morning wailing about how it was like she’s lost a family member when the cops had to shoot her monkey. F-You bitch-hole, you still have you’re friggin face……..
Drink your juice, Shelby. Drink your juice.
I want to punch my dog in her cute little fucking face!
Joe stole my line!
I feel the same way about the Octomom too and her dumbass doctor. They both need a SCP (swift cunt punch)
I’m adding Facebook to my list too.
I want to anal punch people who stop at the tops of escalators. With a studded glove.
Full and total agreement re: all of the above (although am not watching Am. Idol), especially the goddamn Republicans, with particular loathing reserved for the Palmetto State Queen and Hissy Fit Specialist Ms. Lindsay Graham, Ms. Mitch McConnell, and that whiny bitch cunt Eric Cantor. Add the Beltway Media Whores in there as well.
Unfortunately I was forced to watch American Idol last night. There seems to be an overall pattern of mediocrity with that show.
And the guy who did Rock With You, come on, first off it’s a good song and it only needed to be done once.
My SO does have a hometown boy in the running though, he’s from Elizabeth City, NC.
myself. But that’s not new.
Angry is sexy on you.
I’ve got a fair amount of “fuck the fuck off” going on around me right now so you probably don’t want to get me started, lest you cop something that wasn’t aimed at you.
It’s nice to know someone else wants to do a little crotch-kicking and dick-punching though.
I’m lacing up my Doc Martens for Octomom and the Republicans, too, but let’s not forget the Wall Street shits and the greedy asswipes who brought us the housing and banking crisis. (I just got an involuntary pay cut today; bend over, fuckwads!)
American Idol: That fat oil rigger fucker made it to the top 12 – worst one of the bunch!
Bailout: Repub or Dem – I could care less! They are all throwing billions of our money at a problem they don’t fully understand and here comes the automakers for round two of handouts. Will it ever end?
Octomom: A uterus is not a Shriner’s Clown Car.
Am Idol: The show jumped the shark three years ago.
Republicans: Here’s a hot steamy mug of Shut The Fuck Up – with marshmallows!
Steriod Users: Take away your records for home runs and never be inducted into any Hall of Fame.
Facebook: I haven’t gone over to the dark side yet.
Thank you for “our” rant. Same things were on my snippy mind today!
I must point out that you have Octomom’s name wrong. She is not a mom. I have named her Ottopussy!
I love you and all your readers.
G-r-r-r-o-w-l! All this twat and cock punching is giving me the vapors.
Facebook rescinded their little ploy to own all of our content btw. What a douche bag idea that was!
I would say you’ve just about covered it.
I’m with you on the Facebook thing. I refuse to sign up since there is so little control over it. No thanks.
Oh yeah, and I pretty much agree with you on all the other bothersome topics, too.
Anything I want to punch or kick? Well, since you asked… I guess I’d like to kick myself. For wasting my time reading this blog.
Good god you’re negative. Is there anything or anyone you don’t somehow feel superior to? Are you that unhappy?