TV knows of my undying love for Jason Varitek. He is probably my number one sports crush– followed closely by Adam Vinatieri.
So after receiving the picture below from RG, I decided to offer up this senryu:
Diamond warrior
Gladly would I split in twain
As your manservant
Translation: Jesus dude! Fuck me in HALF! PLEASE!!!!
Mangina Monologues 
Hell yeah, I don’t really follow sports by Vinatieri is hot stuff.
You’re dirty!
I want to bury my face in the luscious crack. Seriously – BURY IT DEEP.
That is just so horny!
gorgeous…..where do these pics come from?
God DAMN!!! That is one FINE lookin’ man.
You reckon when he’s done with you he’d mind awfully having a go at fucking my brains out? I’d cue for hours for some of that action.
Of course the universe tends to have a cruel sense of humour, so while the view from the back is utterly splendid I’m almost afraid to find out what lurks (or more likely lacks) in front.
I don’t want to be the person who asks “So, what happened to the other five inches that used to make that look like a real penis?”
NOW that is an ass.
I can haz Jason Varitek sit on my face?
Hot Damn!! I’m getting the vapors and I’m not even from the south!!