What is the Sound of One Ham Slapping?

When I’m bored at work (hey, it happens) sometimes I play the Alphabet Game with Chris over at “As Seen From Up Here”.

We play through gtalk.

Gameplay: choose a topic (usually dirty), start with the letter “a” and alternately come up with descriptive terms or phrases for your subject.

The other day we did “masturbation”.

Alone time
Banging spanky
Choking the bishop
Doin the Han Solo
Fire the surgeon general
Gravy makin
Holdin yer own
Icing the porcelain
Jacking off
Kill some babies
Liquidating the inventory
Milking the snake
Negotiating liftoff
Ordering the privates
Playing solitare
Questioning the subject
Relishing your hot dog
Slapping the ham
Taking a load off
Use the facilities
Varnishing the banister
Xtra strokes for good luck
Yankie my wankie
Zebra striping the sheets

Sometimes it’s harder than you think to come up with a word or phrase for a certain letter.

Feel free to add your own! But I think all comments should be comprised of words or suggestions in alphabetical order!!

Who’s gonna be “A”??

About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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15 Responses to What is the Sound of One Ham Slapping?

  1. Ron says:

    Accessing the manual controls.

  2. heat says:

    Drilling for oil

  3. RG says:

    Eating the rosebud

  4. heat says:

    Flogging the Kermie

  5. Mark in DE says:

    Germinating the Kleenex

  6. bearpupuk says:

    Ham Shank

    Think cockney rhyming slang 😉

  7. Sean says:

    Inking the Squid

  8. Jim says:

    igniting your fire

    (that’s reaching, I know… but someone had to come up with something to keep this moving!)

  9. jettisoning the joy juice

  10. Jim says:

    knob polishing

  11. Chris says:


    I can’t do shiite when it comes to lil bastard comix, but I can entertain the boredom away huh?

    Thanks for my own little posting!

    as I type this I see that L is the next, but I may not be the only L

    Lizard Milking

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