I can’t believe I’m posting this…

Yes, well.  Ahem.

Every so often, I manage to embarass myself.  This I think will be one of those times.

Feel free to mock.

About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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49 Responses to I can’t believe I’m posting this…

  1. bstewart23 says:

    And the gayest part about all of the above is that you committed the choreography to memory after seeing the video once.

    Sugar, that’s Glitter Rainbow Territory.

  2. Where is Brett Cajun when you need him? That would for sure win a jiggy dance competition.

  3. javabear says:

    Oh. My, my, my. That’s …interesting? Honey, I think you might be gay. Consider the possibility.

  4. Gavin says:

    Well, I give you credit. I think.

  5. Mark in DE says:

    For some reason, your embedded video is not showing up for me. Send me the link on YouTube?

    Mark 🙂

  6. Tony says:

    Okay, I just passed coffee through my nose. I give it a glitter rainbow with 2 out of 3 sparkly unicorns.

  7. BentonQuest says:

    Three snaps in a circle.

  8. Mike says:

    That’s no circle. That’s Z formation if I’ve ever seen it.

  9. Dave says:

    ZOMFG. Represent!

  10. oh my gay goddesses *lol*
    i think i’m in love :0D

  11. madhouse6 says:

    you have never seen me gay-out or clutch the pearls.

  12. Sean says:

    oh my stars and garters…did you actually just go ‘more gay” than me? Oh know you din’t…

    I LIVE to be level rainbow…but man, you just made ME feel butch.

    Love it. Love you. Love the outfit. Love the blog. Love it all.

  13. madhouse6 says:

    also, i love that your iphone got a text message right as you started the dance.

  14. Sis B says:

    Just came here by way of Mike’s place and I just have to thank you thank you thank you for giving me the best laugh I’ve had in quite some time. It’s been a rough week, but you just cheered me up. It was absolutely perfect buildup, and completely unexpected (at least to me). Thank you again. 🙂

    (btw, this was a response to the kid who did the whole song, yes?)

  15. Ron says:

    Oh lordy. Sad thing is that I’ve seen two or three dancing queens doing that very same thing, although mostly clothed, here at the small town WV gay bar.

    May to gay it up, Gayguy McGayperson.

  16. Alex says:

    Holy guacamole, that was really…something! You should SO do that more often, it made my otherwise dreary day. You GO, Gurl!

  17. Marc says:

    WOW! I thought you were just going to talk about the growing number of Beyoncé covers, not create one. Brava!

  18. Kevin says:

    hmm…that lighting made your goatee look crooked.

  19. Kevin says:

    and you didn’t just “gay out” there, you fully, as I like to call it, “Flamed Out.”

    you are incredibly precious! Yup, a precious purse totin’, slurp rampin’, side saddle ridin’, clear polish wearin’, electric beachin’, hip swishin’, butterflyin’, disco dancin’, fag haggin’, diesel weaselin’, drag dressin’, wig wearin’, sashayin’, eyelash flutterin’ beartwinkcubdaddy Queen.

  20. Joe says:

    And I thought I had a lot of free time.

  21. dirkmancuso says:

    After that last bit, you are my new personal hero…

  22. Christopher says:

    Great dance moves (3 snaps with a twisssst), but really, was it necesssary to shove a potato down your shorts?

  23. Doug says:

    Um, … , oh wow. I don’t even know what, um, …nice choreography? That was priceless!

  24. Gil says:

    OMFG… That was so hilarious… I think I just wet my self. I have been reading/watching your blog every day for since Jan of this year and today is the day that I just had send you a note to say THANK YOU. You made my day.

  25. RG says:

    Okay, I just burst a blood vessel in my forehead I laughed so hard. That’s Super Rainbow Gay!

  26. joe to hell says:

    i need to start the whole thing over. did that just happen?

  27. Matt says:

    Wow …. ummm … wow.

    What’s two steps past “Rainbow Gay”? I think it’s “CB Gay”.

    YOu have MUCH bigger balls than I do. 😉

  28. bearpupuk says:

    My Darling!

    You were FAB-U-LOUS!

    Camper than a row of glitter and chiffon decorated marquees….

    Enough mince for lasagna for 60

    So Flaming you must need fireproof furniture

    Gorgeously, fabulously gayed out.

    🙂

  29. And that’s why our Lord wept.

    You made me clutch my pearls, dear boy. 😉

  30. Eric says:

    You are sooooo Beyonce/Sasha Fierce gay…I had no idea where the video would lead…but you rock..and let it be known: you are shamelessly gay. We welcome you,and your lipgloss.

  31. deadrobot says:

    Good lord. Did you stuff for this?

  32. brettcajun says:

    OMFG. That has to be the gayest thing I have EVER SEEN! LOL.

    I CHALLENGE YOU TO A JIGGY DANCE WHOREOFF!

  33. YvesPaul says:

    To think that I’ve had respect for you… lol.

  34. I.Am.Speechless.

    But in a good way 😉

  35. romach says:

    In the name of Flash Gordon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I commend you for your hip movements! I would have stuck a 100 dollar bill in your knicker elastic if I had been there lol 😉

  36. tom.kitten says:

    I don’t get it. What was so gay about that? I do it all the time.

  37. Dan says:

    And, delightfully pouchy! Woo!

  38. Kezza says:

    Oh.
    Dear.
    Lord.

    I can’t quite tell where that fits on the gay-scale, but it’s a long way beyond rainbow level! Hmmmm, but honey, you got you some moves! and some other stuff thats worth checking out too! Nice work baby – I look forward to seeing more of it, but next time could you do it in a mankini, for me… pease?

  39. Oh my gawd, you looked my my electrician until you went “rainbow gay”.

  40. johnmichael says:

    This is truly funny.

  41. Rich says:

    Your inner-rainbow gay just rode off into the sunset a unicorn with this one CB. Gayer than pink ink and Freakin’ funniest thing you’ve ever done.

  42. urspo says:

    Erik sent me
    that was very clever and very funny
    thank you

  43. Jason says:

    I like to think I am rarely shocked enough to cover my mouth, but you are awesome! I am truly in love!!!

  44. brettcajun says:

    You know… your video is starting to hypnotize me in a haunting way. I can’t stop watching the end of it and giggling my ass off.

  45. Jordan says:

    I just posted this over at Erik’s site and then realized it should have been here since it was more or less primarily to you.

    Java’s post (on Erik’s site) made me take a moment to ponder something. Why does it take bravery or anything like it to post you being yourself? I showed this video to some friends and as I was chuckling they said.. “you totally do that when you are home alone! don’t lie!” and I said, why yes… yes I do. Who doesn’t really? Why are we so afraid to express ourselves? What is so wrong with society and our conditioning that we can’t just be who we are and do whatever we want to? I personally am not gay but often envy the freedom that so many gay people seem to exhibit. Maybe it is a side effect of having overcome the adversity that is directly related with being a homosexual, I don’t know. Whatever it is, I wish we as a society, as a people were more capable of being free and loving so freely. Imagine how great the world would be if we could share a compliment, a hug, even just a thought without having to censor it, wonder what people will think or consider the consequences etc…

    Maybe it is just me, maybe no one else feels the need to do the same. Don’t get me wrong I am not shy or reserved, I just feel like so much more is possible. Either way; to you CB I say rock on. I only hope that one day I have the internal and intestinal fortitude to carry myself with such pride and self love.

  46. Shel says:

    OMG… there are no words. I could watch that all day long and laugh my ass COMPLETELY off!

  47. headbang8 says:

    I’ll mock, but perhaps not imitate.

  48. I was watching this when the Dept. of Homoland Security came to my and told me that I must come with them . . . . . . . .ahhhhhh!

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