I say “Iowa Game” as I’m not sure the Minnesota Golden Gophers really ever showed up. The final score? 55 – 0, Iowa.
Anyway– we had really good seats, and even though my family was drunk and rowdy (and I didn’t go to the U of Iowa) I still managed to find things to enjoy about the game.
The girls in front of us. Geesh. This one was convinced that she was “all that”. I always enjoy taking sneaky pictures of shit like this. It made the drunk guys in my family laugh and made me ‘one of the boys’ for a brief time.
This is what I was REALLY looking at… the Iowa bench! Woof! All those golden asses!!! Especially little #9 “Sash”. He was a cutie (and managed an interception in the game).
And then there was Koeppel… #67. Big, beefy, beautiful Koeppel. He was some sort of lineman, and rich in meaty goodness! Plus he had sandy hair and a full beard! I love it when college guys can grow a massive full beard… mmmmmmmm.
And last but not least… the hot photographer with the huge lens who kept parading his wares back and forth in front of me all night. Le sigh…
Not much else to report from the game. My family was ecstatic and I had a good time oogling. Fun was had by all.
Crack is wack!
This is pure genius to immediately follow the gayest thing you have ever done with something butch like a football post. That will surely balance everything out on the nelly scale. You are so brilliantly cunning CB! 😉
I’m actually surprised that the Gophers got beat so bad. I really think the Northwestern game deflated their confidence. They were 7-1 at that point. Not sure what has happened to them. On the brighter side, nice “golden butts”
I don’t know what ¾ of the words you used mean. I understood : big. beefy. meaty. beard. oogling. that’s about it. What is this I.Oh.Waaaaa?
Football is a great way to spend a cold blustery weekend.
Oogling sexy golden asses is a good way to spend a cold blustery weekend.
I too like taking surreptitious photos of girls (and guys) who think they’re all that. Well done.
Despite my U of WI-related aversion to the Hawkeyes, no complaints whatsoever about the golden butts. Even from far away (were those pics taken with an iPhone?) I can tell how fine #9 and #67 are. I have been to the U of IA Hospital for work and it’s amazing how many HUNKAS there are there.
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round
Now CB, why didn’t you get pictures of this?:
I am so disappointed.