Well, it’s nice that the Easter Bear and the Mom’s smile match.
“Knock, Knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Therapy.”
“Pink is my favorite color… To eat.”
Peter was still a bit raw about not being chosen for that role in Donnie Darko.
You should see the bunny at the 2nd Reformed Church!
“Can we keep him, Ma? I named him ‘Patches’.”
Dude. That’s just fucking sad.
“I can smell your cunt.”
“I will hug him and squeeze him and call him George!”
“Pop! Goes the weasel!”
“Why does the Easter Bunny smell like chloroform?”
Okay, and in the spirit of Li’l B*Hole Comix, I have left one for you to provide a caption for. The best one.
Have fun and make me laugh!
Mangina Monologues 
Timmy’s visit with the Easter Bunny results in a lifelong panty shield phobia.
What can never been un-seen!
Joey wondered what “special easter treats” Father Peter had waiting for Joey in the church’s back room. Joey hoped it would not hurt as much this time…
Wow. I think these are the scariest Easter bunnies I have ever seen in my life! If I were a kid, I’d be traumatized by that…
Roger’s wife forgot to stich up the trap-door on his costume, much to Johnny’s dismay.
Forget camel toe; I will never be able to look at another rabbit’s foot.
Jeffrey Dahmer Easter 1969!
Awesome.
OMG, Gii’s comment!!! I’m laughing so hard I’m crying!
LMAO That’s a good one Gii!