And by “they” I mean Glamour Shots!
It’s been awhile since I vented my snark on unsuspecting women with absolutely horrible judgement. And I found a whole new crop of photos online!
So let us be off like a prom dress!
Suddenly Sally understood why everyone called her son “Large Tony”.
To support “Movember”, Gina finally put her mixed heritage to good use.
We’re gonna still need another coat of vaseline on that lens, Bob, we can still see her.
Even all gussied up, Margot felt as cold and dead inside as her left eye.
Jethrine’s famous missing headshot for The Beverly Hillbillies.
Melissa hoped the subliminal red “V” under her chin would send the proper message.
Cookie Monster’s colonoscopy has been brought to you by the letter “C”!
Many “Bovines” died… to bring us this information.
Samantha was excited to finally wear headgear that would make others drool.
Eat your heart out, Tammy Faye! Oh wait, cancer already did that.
“Why yes, I do have gay friends who do drag– why do you ask?”
Mary’s shoot was going just fine until one of the buckles became… snagged.
Unfortunately Emma’s new Kardashian snuggie left her cold after 72 days.
Meet Sid and Marty Krofft’s failed creations of Electra-Glide Woman and Dynaglide Girl.
The other “Little Miss USA” contestants never stood a chance… because Casey ate them.
Nobody fucked with Maria or her hair. Especially not her hair.
OH, and now it’s your turn to provide a caption. I almost feel guilty about leaving this one for you, but… I just had to. Mainly to see what kinds of cruel bitches read my blog. Have fun:
Mangina Monologues 
Now that he’s found fame, the illigitemate daughter of Glenn Quagmire hopes to be added to her biological father’s will. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fe/Glenn_Quagmire.png
Please turn that fan off, I can smell myself.
Police recovered the last shot the photographer took before the spawn of Jabba ate him.
chaz bono’s lost twin brother was discovered today eating lunch at the neighborhood old country buffet.
paul & jan crouch – bwhahahahahahaha!
Fox reports the show will be called “Family Gal” and Peter and Lois will now be a lesbian married couple.
Sally thought she looked happy…so why did everyone keep asking “why the long face?”
The REAL reason Peyton Manning’s out for the season.
I can’t comment – I’ve been laughing too hard to think of something to write – I have tears in my eyes y’all! Stop it! Stop it! Bwaaaaaaa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
“For the love of Colts, Katie threw on a jersey even though she’s seriously allergic to Polyester.”
Btw, how did you come up with Jethrine?
Mary-Kate Olsen kicks anorexia.
Bertha is a firm believer in “more cushion, better pushin'”.
They tried turning the fanon high, but her chin fapped too much.
Thought this would be something you would do: see more funny videos, and check out our Yo Dawg lols!
I thought the link would work. Go a couple of pages later to see the marching band gif.
Jay Leno dons drag for Halloween.
Candi unfortunately discovers her peanut allergy on her big day.