Li’l Bastard Comix (Happy Fuckin New Year edition)

Yo peeps!

Merry new year, enjoy the last comix for ’09, and have fun bastardizing the last one!

About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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22 Responses to Li’l Bastard Comix (Happy Fuckin New Year edition)

  1. Gooster says:

    I’ll give you a quarter if you can tell me what’s in my pocket!

  2. These are great! I think the pearl necklace one is my favorite!

  3. Gavin says:

    “Step 1 in ‘Operation Kill Dolly’ is to dig a shallow grave in the woods.”

  4. DrRuss says:

    You put your right hand in…you take your right hand out…

  5. Jim says:

    The think Tiger Woods forgot is to keep his bottom bitch happy.

  6. Dustin says:

    Gurl that outfit, you need to watch some Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

  7. Peter says:

    That’s the way to put your mouth!
    Now let’s go upstairs and put it to good use, I need a blowjob!

  8. JIm says:

    I cut a hole in my pocket so I have something to play with!

  9. Cawfeeguy says:

    ever notice the mailman has brown nappy and a pot belly? I’m just sayin…

  10. MJC says:

    It’s called sepsis…not just the finger, but everything below the elbow comes off in a few hours…it’s what happens when you touch yourself!

  11. Larry Ohio says:

    “Daddy likes it when I start with one finger, then two, then three. It’s not long before I get my whole hand in there!”

  12. anne marie in philly says:

    (everybody sing)

    don’t say a word, my virgin child
    just let your inhibitions run wild
    the secret is about to unfold
    upstairs before the night’s too old

    tonight’s the night
    gonna be all right
    cause I love ya jeffy
    ain’t nobody gonna stop us now!

    (happy new year to one and all!)

  13. Kevin says:

    “Jeffy, it’s time to learn how to be a man. First, we gotta get rid of these clothes.”

  14. Kevin says:

    “Come closer and get a whiff of what a real man smells like.”

  15. Kevin says:

    “Smell my finger.”

  16. KiKi says:

    A) “The first rule of fight club is you do not talk about fight club…”

    or

    B) “Look what I just dug out of the cat”

  17. Michael says:

    I told Dad you would be the angel on top of the tree. We all know you have the experience…

  18. “Billie Jean… is not my lover… She’s just a girl… who claims that… I am the one… but the kid is… not my son.”

  19. jimmy says:

    “The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club.”

  20. Tater says:

    “Hey look, Mistletoe!”

  21. Tater says:

    “I have one thing to say. ‘MOM JEANS!'”

  22. Gavin says:

    “The reindeer pull his fat ass back up the chimney.”

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