L.B.C. (pandemic edition)

Here they are. Hope you enjoy. And remember to bastardize the last one for me!

About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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19 Responses to L.B.C. (pandemic edition)

  1. Heat says:

    Mom! Billy’s jigling his “change” again….

  2. Kevin says:

    “…then you shoulda put a ring on it.”

  3. AjohnP says:

    “Billy just fucked Barfy!!!”

  4. jimmy says:

    “Watch Mommy. Billy’s playing pocket-pool and I’m going to be a corner pocket!”

  5. Ben says:

    Mommy, Billy’s got that “I just fucked PJ” look on his face again.

  6. Jim says:

    Mom, I think I know where your missing vibrator is!

  7. Mark in DE says:

    Good ones, cb!!

  8. Tater says:

    I liked the third one! 😉

    “Mommy? What’s ‘snowballing’?”

  9. Gavin says:

    “By the looks of things, I’d say Billy’s new buttplug fits just right.”

  10. anne marie in philly says:

    “mommy, billy says your carpet matches your drapes. is that true?”

  11. “Billy’s smellin’ me again.”

  12. Danger Ahead says:

    For the love of God, stop feeding him beans!

  13. Gavin says:

    “Is it 4:20? Billy’s either stoned or he’s been sniffing Daddy’s poppers again.”

  14. Tater says:

    “With boys like this around me all the time, you’re surprised I’m into tits and ass?”

  15. Jeff says:

    “You can just talk to the pony-tail cause’ the face ain’t listenin'”.

  16. DamienNZ says:

    Mum – Billy wants me to shake his baby-maker again!

  17. Ben says:

    I hate to admit it but the beans comment made me LOL.

  18. bearpupuk says:

    Mum!

    Billy’s doing that smug politician look again!

  19. bearpupuk says:

    either that or….

    “I think he’s found his stimulus package” 😉

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