Li’l Bastard Comix (for baby jebus)

Comix are the reason for the season!

Don’t forget the last one is yours to caption! What’s Dennis menacing Santa with???

May the light of the comix bring cheer to your sucky, sucky lives.

About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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16 Responses to Li’l Bastard Comix (for baby jebus)

  1. mark says:

    Your cock is only that big? Ha! Ha! I got you beat!

  2. deadrobot says:

    Your Bear411 picture looks better.

  3. bearpupuk says:

    Nope, you still haven’t got all my cum out of your beard!

  4. heat says:

    C’mon down here, I wanna give you a “dirty-SANTA-chez”

  5. truthspew says:

    The re-captioning of such innocuous cartoons is hilarious to me.

  6. RG says:

    And I want the Wii with the fleshlight attachment. You got that Mr. Holly Jolly Pocketpuppet?

  7. brettcajun says:

    I love the cartoon about the “bum” Santa Claus. That was pretty funny!

  8. jimmy says:

    You said that was Rudolf’s red nose you had in your pocket!

  9. Sean says:

    i don’t care if it is that small, it’s still too big for my little boy hole

  10. Kevin says:

    Santa: Just the tip, then?
    Dennis: You said that last time, you chickenhawk!

  11. Gavin says:

    “Pull my finger.”

  12. fendor says:

    Hands above the waist fat man. You don’t get to handle the goodies until you deliver every item on my list!

  13. Marc says:

    I vote for Kevin’s, but DAMN they are all great!! LMFAO

  14. Tater says:

    “I’m not a six pack you fat bastard! Just use the middle one!”

  15. G. I. Joe says:

    Hey. Those that talk about it… must be doing it!

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