Morning sluggers!
Last week there were some good entries in the ‘caption contest’. I must give props to Gavin for not only coming up with the ‘cookies taste sooo good when you are in a K hole’ comment, but also his “No, what you’re gonna do tonight is called shrimping. I’ll teach you about felching tomorrow night.”
I totally would have awarded him winner for the k-hole caption, but alas that wasn’t the cartoon to be captioned. The winner this week therefore is: JOSH. With this one–
It hits incest AND adoption– well done!
And now for my comix. I am heading home to family this long weekend so this will have to tide you ruddy bitchuz over until Monday.
And finally, yet ANOTHER choose yer own caption. Thel looks angry! What is Billy saying to her to make her so mad?? Give me some good ones!
Mangina Monologues 
“But all your porn has men doing women… Give me man-on-man butt sex for a change.”
“But Mommy, I’m tired, if you want Dolly fucked 6 ways from Sunday why don’t YOU strap on the dildo and fucking help yourself!”
That second one made me LOL. Thanks for the pick-me-up, cb!
And as far as the caption is concerned…
“Get your goddamned vibrator, and do it yourself, you filthy cunt. I’ve been doin’ Daddy all night and I’m TIRED.”
“It’s your turn to change grandma’s depends!”
Since he seems to have a puptent going on…
“Yeah, like you’ve never masturbated on this sofa.”
“Shut it, Cunt.”
“Oh yeah, Mom?” “I’m winking at you with my big brown eye.” “Whataya think of that ya scabby cunt?”
“Don’t blame the dog! I could practically taste your smelly ass in the next room!”
“You dumb bitch, how many times do I gotta tell you to call me ‘Dawson’?”
twisted. sisters. all of you.
Get your own beer.
and don’t call me bitch.
“Yeah, I know what happens with dogs and peanut butter, mom….but you got yours and I got to watch Letterman.”
Bitch, you do the goddamned dishes, I am tired!
“Billy, look how you’ve made Scruffy feel. Now I don’t ever want to see you doing that to Scruffy again. It hurts him.”
Mark 🙂
P.S. I nearly fell out of my chair after reading “Don’t blame the dog! I could practically taste your smelly ass in the next room!”
“Got any more Xanax?”
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