In Honour of my last day at my shit show job, I thought I’d post a lovely smattering of male pulchritude.
Flirting 101I look toughI look tougherI’ve got something in my throatI look great in this invisible mirrorI wanna be these shortsWhatcha thinkin’ about?Freshly scrubbedWhatcha doin’ fellas?Hello down thereBeing contemplativeCan you smell the leather?
Nickname: Munt
Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?)
Ambition: to be the best human ever!
Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock
Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness