Sequins* and Sex Dreams

I’ve never r ally had a sex dream- at least none thst I can recall.

I don’t know if this is super abnormal or if others can say this too. But yeah, no sex dreams. And I don’t just mean wet dreams, which I have also never had. I mean any type of sex dream, where sexytimez happen. Or even frontage. Heck, I don’t even think I’ve had a dream where I make out with anyone.

Now, this isn’t to say that there haven’t been dreams with an undercurrent of sex. Or even the overt idea of sex. It’s just that nothing ever happens in them. I call these semi-sex dreams.

Take last night for example.

I actually had a semi-sex dream. It started off with me working from home at a desk in my well lit apartment. Lots of windows and my unit was like 2 stories tall. As I looked out the window on the second floor, I could see into my neighbor’s apartment.

Where he was masturbating.

Neighbor was strawberry blonde and a jock and I think I remember seeing sizable… assets. So I watched the free show, when suddenly he caught me looking. He quickly tucked himself away, got up, and moved away from his window. I figured that was the end of that. When suddenly there was a knock at the door. I answered and said masturbating neighbor strolled into my place.

I closed the door (without locking) and neighbor just looked at me and started to undo his pants. I’m thinking “ok- we’re gonna do this!” So I just start to undo my pants, when the door opens and it’s a coworker of mine. He sees what we’re about to do and he says, “Hey, it’s all good. Can I join?”

So now it’s gonna be a three way.

But- and this is where things take their usual turn- hot neighbor looks around my place which is virtually all windows and he says “this is no good. We can’t do it here because unit 416 can see right into your place.” And sure enough, we three were in full view of this unit.

So then the three of us set out scouting locations where we could “get busy”. We looked all through my apartment— nothing. So then we set off around the apartment complex looking. The complex ended up being more of a tropical resort, but there were lots of people around pools and all the picnic shelters were taken as were the cabanas.

That’s when I woke up.

And this is fairly typical for me. There’s like a sexy portion of the dream, but then it gets frustrated and nothing else happens. Which is kind of fucked up.

Does this happen to anyone else?

*Sequins are not an actual part of this post, it’s just a song lyric.

About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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