The colonoscopy is complete. Results are back. All looks good.
As this was my first time, I overestimated the prep difficulty. It really wasn’t *that* bad. I mean, if you’ve ever had food poisoning or prepped to take a 10″ cock, it isn’t that much different. It’s somewhere between the two.
The magnesium citrate was kinda gross, but manageable.
The worst part was the clear liquid diet with no coffee. Now THAT sucked. I had a headache from not eating and I was cranky from lack of caffeine. The Donger need FOOD!
As for the actual procedure? Cake. They put you into Michael Jackson twilight sleep so you are fucking out. I was laying on my side in the scope room, chatting with the doc and nurses one minute and then I was opening my eyes in recovery.
And I literally popped awake. Like zero grogginess. I was just up and atom, no issues.
The doc came in and told me everything went very well. He did remove two very tiny anomalies (1.5mm in size) and these were actually found to be granulated lymph something or others– very normal and not pre-cancerous. So everything is ok (no masses, no other issues detected). So technically I’m good for 10 years, but we’ll see.
Because my doctor was handsome (added unexpected bonus) I did say “Now doc, normally a guy has to buy me a beer first before getting back there….”. He laughed.
Everyone also told me that I’d probably go home and sleep all day. Nope. I was wide awake when I got home. I ate. Had some coffee. Watched 4 hours of ST:TNG. Took a 1 hour nap. Then went and worked out.
As for gas and bloating? Non-existent. I’ve honestly felt worse discomfort after eating Indian Buffet.
So- all in all a painless experience. And if it can minimize the risk of colorectal cancer, then I’m all for it.